#Jobposting

“we still have 73 [story] points for the sprint, we need more like 40” lol

four year old: *gives an incredibly detailed explanation of the entire Zootopia 2 movie including plot twists, all from memory*

four year old: i won’t spoil anything tho

i need to stop being so free and easy with my moneys. i’ll be like oh well forty dollars is two twenty dollars which is basically fifteen dollars which is not that much more than ten dollars, blah blah blah and before i know it i’ve convinced myself that i’m only spending five bucks. it’s not even girl math at that point i’m just stupid.

in other news i’ll make forty bucks babysitting tonight and you better believe it’s all going to dissolve immediately as i buy the Lockwood and Co box set from Walmart.

see, a lot of these part time jobs are like under 20 hours, these full time ones want 40+, I want like a most of your time job, give me a chill 30 I am begging

rare lifeguard aesthetic: having consistent nightmares about having to perform a spinal rescue on a fat elderly man

“Yeah, we usually offer like ten hours a week to start, our associate with the highest hours right now is getting 16 a week”

FAWWWWWKKKKKKK LET ME WORK DAMNIT

i’m getting that going to quit my job glow

lightningjob from a girl with big electric potential

taking care of the housekeeping staff at this quality inn

Some guy called my workplace to complain about women. I hope said women kill that guy. Happy International Women’s Rights Day.

I will say once in a field trip i was sitting bored in the front on tumblr while like half watching to make sure nobody started crying and did have to scroll v fast past various scantily clad anime characters

Someone explain to me how my manager agreed to give me 20 hours/week when he hired me, started me at 15 hours and is now moving me down to 10

call this jobsite the house of leaves the way I paint this hallway in five and half minutes and get gored by the minotaur (step in wet paint)

Seriously considering making an excel spreadsheet of every accquaintance i may be in contact with. these mfs are hard to remember

i have the funniest job where i can’t laugh at anything that happens

this slack channel for the newly-reorged org is crazy, they’re having linkedin-style Discourse in there

just watched a grub blow away in the wind

what a restful 4 hours’ sleep i’ve had to prepare me for my busy weekend

Chocolate chip cake and strawberry monster for breakfast before a 9 hour shift >>>

i yelled back at a guy who was yelling at me bc he was trying to check in without an id

i don’t get paid enough to be nice to these fucks