my femme watched me take off my shirt and called me over so that she could run her fingers down my tummy and then unbuckle my belt and put her face into my crotch through my boxers i’ve never been harder in my life 🧍♂️
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When you get to text your girlfriend and your day is instantly better🖤
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I’m so in love with my girlfriend bro. Like what the fuck. I will forever stand with my wife. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO PRETTY SO SMART AND SO GENEROUS. Bro’s heart is so big I want to eat it. Like. No joke. She can ask me anything and I’ll do it without regret. She wants me to go grocery shopping? Hell yeah my love. Wanna smell my armpit? Whatever you say beautiful. Smack my ass? Do it with all your strength. You want to eat caviar and champagne? I’ll go bankrupt for you bitch.
I am. not. sane. about this woman.
God is a woman and god is my girlfriend.
So can I say God gives me backshots at 4AM cause she can’t sleep?
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Dude sometimes I’m poetic and then other times I’m like stupid and other times I text like a jock on his 15th girlfriend like look at this shit
Is this romantic, male manipulator core, or am I just a cornball
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the way her hair falls as she places her glasses on her head, the expression on her face as she cracks her knuckles and picks up her pen, the way my heart races as our knees touch under the table
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Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend