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Square One (Finally) (2/2)
One would expect that when Problem Sleuth wanted to talk business, he’d want to talk about what happened. Who those kids were. Why someone would steal from Spades fucking Slick like it wasn’t a death sentence. Maybe he’d take out a little notebook like they do in detective cartoons, take a magnifying glass down to the warehouse, fingerprints, something, but no. No, the first words out of Sleuth’s mouth were, “do you want a drink before we talk about payment?”
[[MORE]]“Payment?” was what he could get back at Sleuth. There’s too many moving parts right now. He needed fucking nicotine before he could parse it all. He shook his head. “Can I smoke?”
Sleuth gestured at him kind of vaguely and Slick squinted at him. There was a long moment of silence where he stared at Sleuth, waiting for clarification, and Sleuth stared back, undoubtedly trying to figure out what in the hell he wanted. Then, when it finally clicked (about the same time Slick determined what he smelled must be a tiny electrical fire in Sleuth’s head became detectable by the human nose), he nodded and started sifting through his desk. He picked up a notebook.
Slick paused, but extended a cigarette in the detective’s direction. He took pause, hesitating like Slick was going to trick him in some way, but he did end up taking the smoke with a thanks. Instead of accepting Slick’s lighter, he produced his own, and very quickly, they were sharing cigarettes in the office. It’s not what he was expecting to do with his night. In fact, it’s not really something Slick expected to do, ever. As always, his city was filled with surprises, and if they weren’t inconveniencing him so terribly at the moment, he might glow with pride.
“Whatcha chargin’?”
“Got a contract.”
“Don’t want it.”
“What?”
“Don’t want a paper trail. Is it hourly, daily, flat, what the fuck do you charge?”
Sleuth just stared at him for a second, seemingly thrown by the assertion. He took a thoughtful drag of his cigarette, eyeing Slick. He seemed to want to debate it, as if for his own protection, but seemed to decide against it. He nodded. “I’ll do it flat. Work it out after the fact.”
“Good. Now you’re makin’ sense. You got questions?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, then let’s chat.”
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Square One (Finally) (½)
The drive back was fascinating and quiet. Problem Sleuth turned on the CD he’d had in his car for forever and Spades Slick resisted surprisingly little. In fact, he’d swear Slick may have even liked it until the car wasn’t moving anymore. It wasn’t in park yet, but the second the motion stopped, Slick’s entire demeanor changed. He was clawing at the door and scrambling out like a trapped animal, as if he wasn’t falling out into the parking lot in front of the office building in the middle of the night. Sleuth exited the car with his keys in a much more reasonable manner, locking it behind him and looking up for Slick, who was gone.
He found him in the building, haunting the hallway, looking around like he had no idea where the office was. Sleuth slipped by him to lead the way, pocketing his gun.
“When’d you get that?”
“What?”
“The pistol?”
“What pistol?”
Slick reached up and grabbed him by the arm, dipping a hand into his pocket. Sleuth didn’t resist, if only for the sheer comedy that was Slick’s face when his keys came out and there was nothing left inside. He plucked the keys from Slick’s surprised hands with relative ease and stepped up to unlock his office. “I’m not carrying a pistol. You want your revolver back though?”
The silence was heavy and the pause was long. The “no” was quiet. It’s unusual behavior from Slick. Sleuth glanced back over his shoulder at the uncharacteristically quiet criminal and raised his eyebrows. Slick’s face shifted quickly. He wasn’t sure what he’d seen before, but he scowled when Sleuth smiled and scowled harder when he stepped out of the way to invite Slick into his office. “C'mon and have a seat, then. Let’s talk business.”
“Only one chair, dipshit.”
“Get in the fuckin’ office.”
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New Job (2/2)
Here he was, with his entire warehouse cleaned out and Problem Sleuth was asking him the most cop question ever. Why? It was a good question. If he fucking knew, he might be able to guess who’d steal menial garbage out of his warehouse. It kind of pissed Spades Slick off, he wouldn’t lie. This prick looking at him, asking him the same crap, like it was an interrogation, really grinded on his nerves. “Why would they want them?”
[[MORE]]“I don’t know! If I knew, I’d just go and goddamn get it all back and make those sorry sons of bitches pay ten times what this little fuck-up is worth. If you keep asking me the same shit, I’m gonna make you wish they took your ass with ‘em.”
Sleuth looked up, all irritated over something. The eye contact was unpleasant but Slick didn’t break it. Sleuth did, to resume investigating the perimeter of the room. Good detective work, he’d admit, a perimeter sweep was a good starter. He didn’t sound irritated, though. “Slick, if I’m going to solve your robbery, you have to pay my fees and answer my questions. That’s how these things work.”
“Yeah? Ask a new question then, shit-for-brains.”
Problem Sleuth huffed and Slick started around the perimeter in the opposite direction. He didn’t really know what he was looking for. Maybe footprints? Scuffs on the floor where the furniture had been moved? Points of break-in or splatters of blood? He was no detective, but right now, he didn’t think he needed to be. He already had a real detective on this case, after all. “Okay. Who broke in initially?”
“The hell you mean, initially?”
“Well, if it was twenty-somethings using your place to pretend to be a gang, which’s what you told me, I’d bet they didn’t do this.”
Slick really thought about it for a second. He wasn’t wrong, was he? Unless they were making money off of it somehow, but none of the shit was valuable. Maybe they’d turned it over to authorities, but he’d have received a call about that by now, he was sure. He’d actually kind of expected to get more new furniture for free, he’d kind of hoped they’d drag a sofa out here and he’d be able to keep it. Instead, he’d lost all of it! He huffed. “… yeah. Fine. Okay. You’re just gonna take it all to the dome?”
“Good point. Okay. Do you mind going back to my office so I can ask you a few questions, Slick?”
“I mind a lil when you say it like that.”
“I bet you do.” He stopped walking and looked at Slick, before flashing him that salesman smile he’d mastered with women. “Let’s go. C'mon.”
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