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Doom WADs’ Roulette (2012): Russian Overkill (first impressions)

Oh boy…

This might be too much to handle…

Br2: Russian Overkill

Main author(s): Maciej Banowski (PillowBlaster)

Release date: June 2nd, 2012 (original release)

Version(s) played: 3.0.1f

Required port compatibility: GZDoom

Russian Overkill (ironically, made by a Polish man) is what the title describes – it’s an insanity overload, where every weapon out of dozens is capable of destroying everything that is not a high-tier monster with one shot. All in the colors of the typical, USSR/Ruski Gopnik.

Do you expect me to tell you more about how this mod came into fruition? Don’t count on that. My fellow Polish man just wanted to wreck shit up.

From my first impressions, I think I was grinning constantly in my mind due to how nuts the mod gets, even more nuts than Brutal Doom. I was blasting monsters with a pistol replacement (one of three; one per class). I checked maps from Doom II randomly, along with NUTS, to check how powerful the guns are.

One of the most memorable guns I can remember was the one that shoots missiles that shoot bullets. Other than that, I remember the gun that shoots pills, one of the characters’ special moves, where he super farts and makes the enemies vomit and/or die, and the sniper rifle that has bullets that can also function as a drone.

That’s basically all I’ll say for now. I recommend this mod just for the sheer insanity. I’m not gonna talk about what other things it has; it’s worth checking on your own because describing it won’t be enough. Do it especially when it comes to slaughter maps/WADs.

I’ll probably go into more detail on this mod one day, but I would count on it for later than sooner if I were you. There are so many other WADs to check, and I don’t want to focus on one gameplay mod for a couple of weeks.

See you all next time, when we will be making fun of military FPSes.

“island Of Lomarith”

https://mods.bethesda.net/en/doometernal/details/829657

“A level I made to learn the ropes of IDstudio. This one took me quite a long time, hopefully I can use what I learned making this as a stepping stone to make full levels in the future :))”

“The cosmic realm was such a cool addition to the series that after i finished Dark Ages i craved for more. i have some personal gripes with Dark Ages as a game and much prefer Eternal’s gameplay, which led me to making this map. The Arena is quite thoughtfully designed and i wanted the player to have lots of freedom of movement but still with a good balance of tight corridors and areas in which you don’t want to be, i think i succeeded but i will let you be the judge of that ;)”

👿 Porting Doom to a 20-year-old VoIP phone

Running Doom on a 20-Year-Old Snom 360 Office Phone

Some kind of draft skin, I just really liked it

Playing DOOM and listening to death metal this is the life

Scientific iniquity Misconduct / Humanoid Hybrid . . .

👽👽👽 <- 🖕🏻

Warning : Taboo, Down The Rabbit Hole, Not a Work of Fiction . . .

The Reason why, I’m so intensely AGAINST morality, it’s because it goes in Harley against the nature of our realm or world and our Dimension

The Dark Aether

This is Why, I really have a hatred of humans because the entire human soul and the entire human nature not only completely fucks me up this needs to be spoken

not only and I mean fucking honest about the Entirety of the human nature

like you don’t understand every single human being is his own poison to me i like legitimately every human being is her own kind of poison

human even especially human psyche human mind human soul and human energy all these things are deadly poison even the way human things act and express themselves fuck me up with a creature

and literally you’re very nature you’re very soul and psyche are literally Kryptonite that fucking destroy me the very energy you express kills me is if you turn the fucking lightsaber into a bomb

if you took that fucking crystal inside the lightsaber and threw it at me the bomb

or a grenade what the fuck you want to call it

you human beings are truly deadly creatures and to make it even worse to rub salt in the wound the whole fucking planet is Kryptonite the essence and energy of Gaia is Kryptonite, I’m literally a Demon in Hell

I take damage from absolutely everything and you think that it be that would be bad enough but no the world has to make things worse I attract all kinds of spirits that feed off me and drain off me they’re like a serial parasites

( The Dementor From Harry Potter is a Good Example )

and they’re very eager and aggressive they never stop watching you they never stop following you around and you attract more everywhere you go they drain you they safe in you you have strong emotions you suddenly lose them

i Attract armies of Hungry Ethereal Spiritual parasites and psychic vampires that dig into my spirit I can physically feel them latch on to me other times they can feel and feel like I got a knife in my back if physical knife but there’s nothing physically there and it’s them digging into me and latching on to my soul

they’re always watching either always feeding on me from every different parts of my body for my solar plexus from energy they pull out of my fingernails or any part of me from my back from my head from even if I ever have a sexual experience they will eat the sexual energy right out of my private areas and have a feeling of hollowness as well there

they’re causing me around me but they’re 100% invisible

and sometimes you get a glimpse of them and they look like shadows in the background or fog like a ethereal fog that haunts you

some kind of fog smoke hybrid ???

and they’re always eating your energy it always suck it on you draining you siphoning you pulling things out of you fighting you not to have memories everything they can they even eat your memories if you’re too sweet to hold on to your own mind they’ll eat your fucking memories and they’re constantly eating the very strength and the WILL that makes up your soul

and yes the Zeta Reticuli, don’t give a shit

this is unimportant to them

to you humans, I just look like a mentally ill schizophrenic having unlimited episodes

🙁🙁🙁

because spiritual problems don’t exist . . . 🤦🏻‍♂️ . . .

🙁🙁🙁

and unlike a human I can’t call on any deity of this world nor can I call on Jesus because doing that hurts Me

Jesus fucking hurts me if I call if I invite you the thing that Christians do I take fucking holy damage or like damage Jesus ends up damaging me when I say that shit

I can say his name out of a mercy from it

pray about as far as I’m about to go because Jesus will seriously fucking vaporize me if I try to do that shit he damages me I cannot stay away from peg and groves I have to stay away from satanic areas I had to stay away from Christian churches especially when they’re holding service

I have to stay away from gold I had to stay away from all forms of light artificial light is bad sunlight is ultra bad

I understand away from the natural air charge areas of Gaia which the whole planet is that way I have to be careful around Ley lines I have a I have so many problems and have to stay away from every holy sight of every deity in existence because their energy also fucks me up and they fucked me up too once they sent me they get insanely in Raged

so quite literally I have more problems and you can even fucking probably count meanwhile just existing outside

The Dark Aether

I’m constantly taking damage like literally my soul is slowly cuz like you’ve been poisoned your entire existence but instead of your flesh being poisoned it’s your soul and instead of being poisoned you’re losing energy you literally it’s like being a Snowman in a volcanic area and there’s 200° F and you’re trying to find a way to keep yourself cool but you’re slowly dripping into the point where you don’t quicker and quicker and then we drop the hit the ground vaporizes that’s permanent

this Gif From, the anime Inuyasha, is used to explain this in metaphor but this is incredibly fucking close

That’s Slow Motion Soul Death

Basically, it’s like a very slow version of second death

While, I’m still physically alive losing majority of my soul losing my energy and I’ve lost my magical powers or parallel power of fuck ton long ago I lost the vast majority of me a long time ago while in my life but I lost My Powers even before I was born

you have no idea how much of me is already gone before I even made these fucking blogs

you don’t know how bad is parasites he’s paranormal beings words about the majority of my life and they can get back that way if all my defenses are deactivated or destroyed it won’t take them long to get strong again and it will not take them long to start massively feeding like the user then and eventually I’ll get possessed and infected again all the things I went through will be all over again

the only way for this to truly stop is if I get the fuck out of the world in the realm but

i Can’t find a Human with Humanity ! ! !

I need a human with some Humanity in them and a will to help someone else to get out of here yes I am a demon but hey man I’m a fucking demon that wants to leave how many demons want to help themselves get out how many demons try their best to not threaten human beings just to get the fuck out and leave it by alone is peacefully as possible

I’m resolving this purely peaceful

but I can’t find anyone to cooperate with

I I find a lot of trolls and people that got slander me mock me make fun of me rub salt in the wound I can find an unlimited abundance of that in the human race but I can’t find a human being to take me serious and actually cooperate with human beings don’t want to help they just want to attack you

well maybe a physical attack or a social attack they just want to attack that’s the only thing on their mind they just want to see you see you weak and attack that’s not fair I’m following Divine Law I’m following the the Mortal wall I’m following all the laws and all the rules and following every goddamn thing

I just need help getting out this realm I really do have these fucking problems and I really do need getting help getting out

I don’t think I can ever find my people I think I’m about to do the most heartless thing in existence and just leave without them

WHAT a piece of shit am i

but I ultimately think I’m just going to have to straight up abandon them which means they’re probably going to fucking second death and I made it out of there back to Our Realm if I can even make it back

Currently, I’m just writing this right now

I’m not I have no means of being able to escape or leave the world or dimension

I need a way out these stupid aliens these stupid gray aliens don’t have an ounce of understanding of what they’re doing they’re aggressive they’re obsessed with authority they’re obsessed with control they are the ultimate brutal slave masters with the smallest amount of intelligence I’ve ever seen it a creature have

they literally do not understand that the thing they’re holding on to it actively decaying away and dying it’s like watching a candle burn itself to the to the ground but they’re just watching it and disbelief that the candle is is erasing itself it can’t continue on it’s like them watching an ice cube melt and dissolve and evaporate and they’re in disbelief that it’s going away and they can’t stop it

those are just metaphors

i, Really Do Have, These Motherfucking Problems . . .

So, i need help Escaping, i Need help Leaving

so let me get back on track to the point of this post human beings the human world and human nature completely fucked me up any part of the human is a detriment to my entire existence everything and no praying does not attack me or hurt me because God refuses to do any kind of damage to me for some fucking weird-ass reason

I don’t understand your God but I’m moving on pass this point in this post

you can say that you’re certain Lord is King all you want and it has no negative effects in me does not attack me at all but if I say it 😱/🤮 DAMAGE 🤮/😱

THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY YOUR HOLY FATHER

I can say your Holy Father that’s the only way I’m allowed to say it I’m following the rules

and I need help getting out I don’t know where to go on the internet I don’t know where to go into Human Society I don’t know what to do nothing makes sense it’s impossible to figure out directions I don’t know how I don’t know what direction I need to go to even enter a portal to leave planet Earth

i have no idea what the fuck is going on or What the fuck i Should be Doing

to make matters worse we can never make Gaia our home

the natural planet makes us fucking sick everything on Gaia makes us sick and gold is Kryptonite as fuck

on top of the fact this planet has a star we come from a world where there is no star the sky is pitch black as the void

you don’t even really see stars when you look into the sky that’s how black our sky is you look up and you just know that you’re in the void or the abyss there is no Sky there is just infinite Darkness

planet earth has a sun 🌅 our planet has no sun

🌅 <- 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

our planet is eternal night and the night sky isn’t even bright like here on Earth it’s so fucking dark that you can shine a flashlight straight up and see no light the lightning on our planet so powerful is the only thing that lights up the sky and even that it’s even smothered by the darkness above

( This Metroid Prime Echoes GIF does work Nicely )

our planet is naturally dark and our planet is naturally extremely hot in the water is super acid and there’s a lot of electricity everywhere and plus a whole bunch of other stuff that I don’t even fucking know our world was our home our freedom are wild the chaos the darkness I want to go back home

and I don’t care on this planet into the human race I look like someone with very serious mental issues, I’m honest with you stupid fucks

i ! SIMPLY ! WANT ! TO ! LEAVE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

i Don’t want to do any acts of what humans would call terrorism or crimes to the human race I’m not looking to start any problems I just want an Exit, besides fucking Suicide or Someone Executing Me . . .

it is NOT Hip To Be a Hybrid

Freeze Rifle - custom Doom weapon

A heavy plasma-based chaingun that freezes enemies on death.
Decently strong damage, though no alt fire and has a considerable cooldown after firing.

Demolisher - custom Doom monster
(Realm667 version)

A Spider Mastermind boss variant with two chainguns and a BFG.

SOME HEAVY MUSIC HISTORY FOR YA – A LATE ‘90s RETROSPECTIVE ON ORIGINAL SLUDGE/DOOM SLEEVE ART.

PICS INFO: Spotlight on Russ Kent (guitarist) and Chiyo Nukaga (drummer) of Bay Area sludge/DOOM metal band, NOOTHGRUSH, photographed alongside bassist/graphic artist Eric Harrison of Boston sludge band GRIEF – The trio are seen here with Eric’s original artwork for the GRIEF albums “Torso” (1998) and “Miserably Ever After” (1996), somewhere in Massachusetts, USA, c. May 1999.

Sources: https://noothgrushoakland.tumblr.com/archive, diacogs, various, etc…

Items have been fully remodelled, so weapons no longer look like they are bad minecraft mods, got item system sorted for ammo, health, weapon pickups and even keys for opening locked doors, soon enough it’ll be a proper quake-clone

Started mapping for Jimmy’s 2 Decades of Dooming contest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goemzl_8Pdc 2 weeks to go… Only got the layout and sizing done…. Running out of time! 😬 #doom #doommapping #doommodding #doomlevel #udb #uzdoom #retrofps #retrogames

he’s bald……..

the day before this sketch i drew Serrat as he would have looked before he was wounded by demons. wintherins have two pairs of horns, so Serrat should have the same or at least one pair too.

but he look cooler without horns i think.

Doom WADs’ Roulette (2012): Dylan Bourke’s first map

Br1: Dylan Bourke’s first maps

Main author(s): Dylan Bourke

Release date: December 27th, 2012 (database upload(?))

Version(s) played: ???

Required port compatibility: vanilla

Levels: 5

You might be wondering Who the hell is Dylan Bourke? Long story short – he’s the son of Chris Bourke, one of the WAD makers; the former made these maps when he was six (with the help of his dad).

Yes. We are taking a look at the maps made by a child who didn’t even go to elementary. What a way to start the 2012 roster, people!

I think the best way to review these maps is to describe them one by one. Because talking about their looks and difficulty is like talking about kindergarten drawings – they make no sense and look crude, but you can’t force yourself to hate them.

So anyway – the maps:

Doom Station of the Devil – there is a lined-up group of monsters (plus a siege cow) and items, you kill the former, then you kill another group of monsters, and then you blast an armada of tomatoes to get the red key.

Doom of the Fearier – a blue map, where you have to grab the blue key at its end while fighting tomatoes, pinkies, siege cow, and meatballs, among most of the enemies. Don’t forget to take a detour to the area with lava to find an invun.

the Dead Room of Doom – you are boxed with a baron and a siege cow, so you try to distract them with each other to grab the red key and exit (with the exit being blocked by a spider). Then you end up in the area made of wooden doors, and you rush through lost souls and fatsos because the ceiling is about to crush you. After that, you end up in the titular room full of cyberdemons; just grab the invun, fill up your plasma, and run to the exit.

Blood Street – well, the title definitely checks out, since it’s nothing but blood everywhere. It’s an icon of sin map, but thankfully, the monsters only spawn near Romero’s head, so it’s not that obnoxious. Don’t forget to visit the area behind the blue door for BFG/plasma.

Never Survived – that title is a lie because I’m still here. You can easily blast a bunch of monsters in front of you. After that, grab either the red or the yellow key to find the blue one and exit the map.

And that’s all for these maps. Nothing makes sense, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t have fun playing these Doom map equivalents of a child’s drawings. It was definitely more fun playing these than some moon-logic parades or pretentious farts that say I’m Half-Life 3! Please bask in my glory!

But hey. If these maps prove anything, it is that anyone can be a WAD maker.

Next WAD on the list is a gameplay mod. We will see how many parts it will require.

Doom WADs’ Roulette (2012): Introduction

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Ladies. Gentlemen and Others, welcome to the Doom WADs’ Roulette, where I review the best WADs according to Doomworld’s Top 100 WADs of All Times and (now) Cacowards. Today, we are starting to check out the “Cacowards” BEEP “2012” BEEP roster. Here are the rules:

#1 We are primarily playing on GZDoom UZDoom (ver. 4.14.3) unless the other source port is required.

#2 We are playing on “Hurt Me Plenty”.

#3 Vertical aiming is on.

#4 No infinitely tall monsters.

#5 The WAD will be downloaded from the archives unless it’s not there, among other reasons.

#6 We are playing WADs shown on a current roster from top to bottom, split into three leagues (top 10, runners-up and honorable mentions, and other WADs).

#7 Lighting is set on modified Classic, along with a modified fog effect.

#8 Best Multiplayer WADs do not count.

#9 When it comes to the community projects that are like Community Chest series, if I won’t enjoy a map (or two), I am allowed to skip it on the second playthrough.

#10 If I encounter a WAD that gives me severely bad first impressions, I am allowed to make a review without a second playthrough, or even not make the review at all.

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2012! The supposed year of the apocalypse, and yet nothing happened (although some of you may wish we would all die back then). Euro 2012 happened in Poland and Ukraine (we would be having something else to do ten years later, I can tell you that. chuckling), Obama became the USA president for the second time in a row, and The Avengers were released among other events.

2012 was also a year of Assassin’s Creed III, Black Ops II (the final CoD of the golden age), Dishonored, FTL, Hotline Miami, Borderlands 2, and Torchlight II, among other great games.

As for the Doom franchise, the BFG Edition of Doom 3 was released, featuring a new campaign along with Resurrection of Evil and other QoL changes. There were package changes on Steam, along with one of these being also released on PSN.

For the modding community, Skulltag ends up discontinued, but a couple of days before it, its fork, Zandronum, is released, along with GZDoom Builder, a couple of months before that.

Now, when it comes to the Cacowards, things went a little bit chaotic, to say the least. Hobbs, the man who was supposed to replace Scuba Steve when it comes to the main writer of the ceremony, straight up disappeared without letting anyone know that he would not write for that year’s Cacowards. So the Doomwiki summoned Xaser Acheron, Gus Knezevich (Alfonzo), and kmxexii, the author of ONEMANDOOM: WAD Reviews, to help make Cacowards 2012 a reality.

And you know what? It might have been for the better, since unlike Cacowards 2011 that had no runners-up, this ceremony has five of these; the most of the runners-up per Cacowards by far (and just as many as honorable mentions in 2010).

But we have a couple of WADs to check before we get to those. And today, in just five minutes, we will start with something… interesting.

OH BOY PETRI DISH OF BRAIN CELLS PLAYING DOOM

I love Tiefling simulator.

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(via https://doom.comic.studio/)

(in DoomWare Microgame named: Survive (Disappearings), The Players must Survive while before disappearing floor into the lava to death! players also push away players if all 8 floors disappeared before times run out to win taken off DOOM’s Mod DOOMWare inspired by WarioWare