I’m movin’ different. This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man. Got more bling than the Agatean emperor, you can thank my slime Cohen for that. We smokin’ Klatchian bubba kush so strong one puff makes Death really forget. Opp told me to walk hubward until I froze to death, the last thing he saw was me 6 months later mounted on a dragon with my new bitch Liessa Wyrmbidder. Burnt to a fucking cinder. I know every kind of Dark the dwarven elders under Treacle Mine Road have recorded. I’ll fucking kill you, you stupid piece of shit.

A friend is listening to Feet of Clay for the first time and knows just enough of The Magnus Archives (having only listened to the first 5 episodes and some memes so far) for this to amazing text to happen:

Its a curse, really. I cannot talk about anything else.

Oh, you like collecting what now? You have a lot in common with my faithful pal Stanley Howler.

You want to make cheese? Tiffany Aching does that.

Yes, the military recruitment methods ARE fucked up. Like some kind of Monstrous Regime…

I love Shakespeare too! Have you read Wyrd Sisters??

Computer programming? CLACKS

Don’t get me started on turtles, elephants or orangutans…

Lessee… he’d gone off after the funeral and got drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with “er.” Drunker, that was it.

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, discworld

It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are—who knows?

Best not to speculate.

Thunder rolled…

It rolled a six.

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, discworld

“I dunno that the Patrician is a threat, exactly,” he said. “He’s not your actual tyrant, as such. Not as bad as some we’ve had. I mean, he doesn’t actually oppress.”

“I get oppressed all the time,” said Brother Doorkeeper. “Master Critchley, where I work, he oppresses me morning, noon and night, shouting at me and everything. And the woman in the vegetable shop, she oppresses me all the time.”

“That’s right,” said Brother Plasterer. “My landlord oppresses me something wicked. Banging on the door and going on and on about all the rent I allegedly owe, which is a total lie. And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man’s got to have some time to learn to play the tuba.

Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, Discworld

Finished Feet of Clay (Discworld), loved it (as usual), just dropping my favorite lines by STP.

1 like and after I am done with my current Discworld animatic I will do a shorter less serious one with the Lords’ regiments marching to the Entrance of the Gladiators (the famous circus music that was originally intended as a military march)

Granny Weatherwax oh I love you I love you so dearly

Used book store find!!

were you guys aware of this?

The plot of a night in casablanca happens in the discworld. Ronald Kornblow is replaced by Moist von Lipwig

does anyone remember that post talking about lady margolottas accent switching in UA?

Your favourite character might be an uncommon pick but are they THIS obscure?

New video

This was a fun but challenging one to make

man im obsessed with the wizards. the wizards just be sneaking out to any new-fangled tech at all. the dean T-T

Just a quick thought: Alan Tudyk playing Death in sir Terry Pratchett’s adaptations

i love discworld. reading soul music and also idly counting the watch members as i see them mentioned. so far im only actually missing angua.

i’m reading Night Watch by Terry Pratchett at the same time that I’ve also hit the barricades portion of Les Mis and this is. making me feel something not sure what yet

The Discworld Bestiary

A spectacular guide to the creatures and critters of Discworld, packed with wisdom from the great minds of the Disc, as well as interjections from some of its more unconventional thinkers.

Discover the best way to care for the Terrible Man-Eating Sloth of Clup, the eating habits of the Ambiguous Puzuma, and marvel at the startling prevalence of ominous ducks in cosmic matters.

Wriggling with insights and crawling with wisdom, The Discworld Bestiary is packed with extra advice from Rincewind, Unseen University’s latest (and reluctant) adjunct professor of Perplexing Beasts and curator of its curiobiological museum.

Doubleday, Hardcover – 15 Oct. 2026