Maaaan
Writing the Fang Gang (minus a select few *cough cough* rory and benny *cough cough*) with 1960s speech - i.e. just very proper, little to no swearing, and absolutely no acronyms/abbreviations - while Alyssa talks mostly like a teen girl from the 2010s is my favorite thing EVER.
Alyssa calls Erica and Sarah “bad bitches” in public in 1961. Nephilim don’t care, nephilim don’t give a shit!
(and yes i KNOW SWEARING WAS A THING IN THE 60S. it’s just very funny to think of this girl from 2015 just slanging and banging that shit (and by shit, i mean my penits) and not caring about puritan culture because where she came from, it wasn’t as forefront as it was in the 60s. She is STILL a teenager - 19 - from the 2010s, she doesn’t give a FUCK about puritan culture. She’ll show tiddie and not care. Tiddie will be free, and puritans can fuck off because she is LITERALLY THE GRANDCHILD OF GOD HIMSELF - SHE LITERALLY CAME FROM THE C R E A T O R OF PURITY HIMSELF (kinda sorta??????????) SO NO SHE DOESN’T CARE)