#......bye

face reveal!

i think something that really bugs me is when ppl r like i love you and they say it so early on, like for friends or people u care about idc that’s fine but if you’re dating someone or interested in them i think it is beyond lame to say that bc it literally means nothing

ok dumbass

i mean….just wanna say that like….gordon ramsay in a sweater is like…….doing things…to me……

Apparently we’re oppressing asexuals by making comments and songs that feature sexual or suggestive themes.

I cannot believe I had to just read that with my own two eyes.

my roommates boyfriend is overestimating my patience w him overestimating the level of authority he has in this household and needs to watch himself tbh

^{me, my mouth full of tic-tacs:back off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)}

^{ahhhhh my tic tacs *bends over seductively to pick up a tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up a tic tac* *bends over seductively to pi}

this is why you don’t leave me alone with a new phone and a voice recording app

i’m louis only showing the camera his middle finger in pics with the lads™ and danielle

@harry how abt you post a selfie of you and your mother and your recently cit hair

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……tell me I’m a screwed up mess…… that I never listen (listen)……… tell me u don’t want my kiss…… that u need ur distance (distance)……..

WHAT A DICK MOVE BY JILL ELLIS WAY TO NOT EVEN LET HER PLAY A FULL HALF

me: *sees a pic of someone being ridiculously impractical and endangering themselves*
me: this is probably in Brazil

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i’m not OKAY