im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

children’s movies love to set up parents and guardians as being cruel and unreasonable up until the child character is instructed by a third party to apologize or tell the truth or confess some kind of secret about themselves, and then all of a sudden the parental figure will learn empathy be like “wow… I didn’t know you felt that way… don’t worry, I’ll always love you”. and it really set some unrealistic expectations for me as a kid, where when I tried to follow that script irl I ended up getting told something more along the lines of “wow… you’re really manipulative and spoiled… do you want me to apologize or something? I won’t. it’s your fault if you decided to feel ‘unloved’ or something. and if you don’t start following my demands perfectly soon, you’re going to ruin your life beyond repair and never be happy again. so consider that :)”

basically I think more movies should end with the parental figures continuing to be unreasonable instead of having a sudden and unrealistic change of heart, and then I think their kid should kill them. mhm. this would be good to teach kids what their backup options are if their attempts at diplomacy fail, and it’d be good as a cautionary tale for parents. I see no problems with this.

Ursula k le guin will literally see a dichotomy and say “anyone gonna write a novel set on the point where that line gets blurry” and not even wait for an answer

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to ‘walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.’ Still goes to my head.

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

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Timothy Barr (American b.1957), Evening Glow, 2024, Oil on panel

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

god has her favorites ig

(feb art for patreon)

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The Dragon at Rest in a Garden (Mei Long) (2026), lithograph, edition of 4

available for purchase on my store!

skywriting above my apartment building that just says “AVENGED SEVENFOLD” ???

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

i love you but you need to stop using “not to beleaguer my point” as a euphemism for “my dick is getting tired”

they need to ban people from being funnier than me about Oscars fashion

AEGON II TARGARYEN and JACAERYS VELARYON + parallels

guitar with “the purpose of this machine is what it does” written on it

my father blaming his ashy legs on the samoan weather when I know for a fact that man doesnt moisturise…. girl samoa is not to blame for ur dry knees

does anyone know what to fucking do anymore

you construct intricate rituals to touch the minds of other women on tumblr dot com

Art by Fumi Yanagimoto

hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects

it seems like hypocrisy but it’s really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

might have found a way to turn this war around

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

booty shorts that say “I’d rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one’s personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork” on the ass in very small font

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*