Dante's Disco Inferno

Tumblr is cool because there’s no audience and you’re just a little gay guy.

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

The burden of being objectively right all the time…

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

something earth shattering going on here

this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky… he was really onto something there

a close up to just… light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.

“based on your likes” and it’s some shit that I don’t like

We know what you like so we figured you’d absolutely hate this

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

Wall Creeper
Rajesh Mahajan, 2022
Parwanoo, Himachal Pradesh

humans are such fascinating creatures. evolved to be pretty optimised for survival on land and yet many of us go ‘okay well what if i scuba dived in underwater death caves instead?’ for fun. and nobody can stop them. free will is a gift.

what if we compared our entire career together to a romantic relationship

Ghost Files Debrief Life: Willard Public Library

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Ten years of this post

Feels longer

tell me about it

This is the look of a woman who asks herself daily why is her husband like that ;)

heafache.

you evil evil freaks will reblog anything

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

@cephalopod-truther I’ll need to pull this out instead of being evil next time if we play chess again

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects

it seems like hypocrisy but it’s really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line

The reason that Fae keep stealing children is that if you ever got money from the tooth fairy you’re technically an accomplice and you’re going to fairy jail.

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

speed limit 30? that fine, my car only ever goes a single one at a time anyway😁👍

Charlotte what does this mean?

I Dont Need That Many.

I will not be taking criticism at this time.

I am taking criticism at this time.

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

@cephalopod-truther

You literally also have an occupational surname! What are you coming at me for?

Don’t shoot the messenger >:3