tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

It’s Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

what doesn’t kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

Does anyone know what to do

everyone on tumblr rn for some reason

A note on this post:

To my recollection, for a long time Ides of March meming on Tumblr was confined to the day itself. You’d log in on the 15th and your dash would be all Julius Caesar memes and be like ohh it’s the Ides of March today, ok!

Over time it has expanded & last year was the first time I became aware of substantial pre-gaming. The Ides of March has been a big annual meme on Tumblr for years but it being preceded by 2 full weeks of people getting hyped up is pretty recent.

There’s also recently been an element of hmm almost roleplaying to it? Various newer posts circulating with people pretending like they’re personally gonna stab Caesar.

Anyway that’s what this meme is in reference to!! thank you 👍

#it’s so commercialized these days #time was you’d never start celebrating ides of march before MAR/10 (mario day) #now they start playing ides of march carols in february

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

pros of being an artist:

-i can bring life to a concept that up to that point only existed in my head
-ppl wanna see me draw their fellas in my art style (flattering) (fulfilling)

cons of being an artist:

-when im Not making art i feel like im being boiled in oil

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

Being a stem major who’s friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what’s goin on with them and they’re like “oh yeah my day’s pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It’s much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn’t have any resources on. How’s it been for you?” and you’re like “oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow.” and they look at you like you’re carrying the weight of the universe on your back

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you’ve practiced, so you can do it and you don’t find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn’t mean it isn’t actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

this applies to writing and art, too

Too small, too powerful

Too small; too powerful.

Very minuscule. Very powerful.

Very minuscule. Very powerful.

Very minuscule. Very powerful

Very minuscule. Very powerful.

Very miniscule. Very powerful.

Very miniscule. Very powerful.

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn’t it

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

• Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis
• Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you’ve spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress
• Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they’re an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings
• Luckily, you’ve been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss
• Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

we’ve got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

Kazimir Suha🪷🪲⚜️

My group has started our second campaign and here’s my new PC! She’s a thri-kreen based off of a spiny flower mantis, and a path of the beast barbarian! She also has art of her rage form i’ll be sharing aswell (also ill be adding her to artfight soon!👀)

Dyke Knights ⚔️

my soft and comfortable mama

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

But here’s the stomper

Unmute