I just spotted that my publisher has my Kindle books at £1.99!
You can start with either one, they are linked by setting and overlapping characters.
The Crows: New Weird Gothic Horror novel about a touch-starved cannibal, the doomed woman who befriends him, and the sentient house they both adore.
Thirteenth: New Weird Coming-of-Rage novel about a girl with something under her skin, the family who want to control her, and the metamorphosis they cannot stop.
Covers by Sarah Whittaker.
ALT
godlikedyke
im sorry i said that i wanted to replace your tendons and muscles with thin spectral cords of myself so i could draw you up and pull you around like my puppet. in retrospect that was kind of a weird thing to say and most people don’t wanna get possessed or whatever. could i instead coil myself around you like snakes and move you how i want with more brute force? is that more normal
Read chapter thirteen of Synthetic Agency on my Patreon, now!
The angst continues…
Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I’m serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free.
Boosts very much appreciated!
Read chapter thirteen of Synthetic Agency on my Patreon, now!
The angst continues…
Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I’m serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free.
Boosts very much appreciated!
i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today
Happy anniversary old as balls gifset
We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls
LOTR Heritage Post
Read chapter thirteen of Synthetic Agency on my Patreon, now!
The angst continues…
Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I’m serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free.
Boosts very much appreciated!
At the sex shop trying to remember the name of this device:
“Can I get a fuckenn uhhhh … drilldo?”
The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post
The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog
Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post
Unfortunately, I think you all know who this Mysterious Pervert is.
ALTI think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
Hand job vs manual labor
Tags deserved to be seen
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I’m dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
World Heritage Post
Ever think we have too much time on our hands?
Idk I stopped wearing watches that work
Did their batteries leak?
I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real
even though I had read this before, I read ‘grinding’ as, well, the other meaning, and was like… what video games are YOU playing??
Inspired by the fascinating insights from @leog4u’s Adult Gaming Survey and the ongoing community discussions opened up by the Adult Analysis Anthology, I want to survey readers like you to better understand what people read, how they find it, and what they’re actually looking for from indie erotica writers.
The survey takes around 10 minutes, is fully anonymous, and focuses on basic questions like ‘where do you search for new work’ and 'how important to you are detailed content tags’. There are open response questions at the end where you’re welcome to add nuance or anything you feel the survey missed.
As we all know, times are very tough for adult creators. This survey will run for a month (March 7th - April 7th), after which the results will be shared with the community to help erotic prose writers of all kinds gain insight into what readers are looking for and how we can better help you find it. It’s a win-win for all of us!
…and please do share the link far and wide, to help us reach as many readers of different kinds as we possibly can!
i helped troubleshoot the questions on this survey! we wanna hear from you!! if you’re in any spaces that frequently read erotica, please share it with them too :>
I think the paralympics and the olympics should happen at the same time; not only so the para athletes get the larger crowds and it’s still actually cold enough to snow for the winter events, but also so they get to take part in the orgy. I’m sure they’re having their own separate orgy, and that seems so inefficient
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
Even though I had seen this post before, I am very tired rn and I read this as:
do you think two penises is still enough for the ferryman
And I was like, damn, the ferryman is greedy, hey
Anyway, would read that erotica.
hogwild-ramgirl
woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
hogwild-ramgirl
who is leon dbd
hogwild-ramgirl
ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that
hogwild-ramgirl
The comments on the YT video are also hilarious
More comments that made me laugh:
It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.
Just adding to the yt comments train
This is for a horror game, by the way.
I’m throwing a birthday party for My Immortal on Friday night but the decorations stay up all week
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
madaras-lower-parts
That gif is literally perfect
this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks
[ID: a gif of Niles from The Nanny opening the bedroom door slightly to throw rose petals in, and then Niles standing smiling by the bed where Fran and Mr. Sheffield are cuddled together.]
It’s Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.
might be the funniest review ive ever seen on storygraph
the book was The Sex Lives of Saints: An Erotics of Ancient Hagiography by Virginia Burrus
man come on. it’s colours
THIS IS OUR RADIUM. you’re absolutely right
How it feels to use any tool, app, or website right now
ALTChapter twelve of Synthetic Agency is here!
The feels continue…
Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I’m serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free.
