I think the ‘Fruit Sniffer’ will be big on here

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

a hug wouldn’t fix anything but would’ve been nice i think

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

Wait for me mutual . You are not far

Belgian Shepherd

this is so so funny to me fnaf fans are the funniest people on the planet i get such a giggle out of imagining someone playing a silly jumpscare game and going AAAAAH!!! this guy looks like he listens to prog rock

omg you people can do anything

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

also when i say everyones art style is unique to them no matter the range i think this tweet is genuinely unironically a perfect example showcasing that

ALT

they all watched that tutorial together and yet every richard is different and unique. your art is still yours. do not worry about keeping up a “consistent art style” it will come to you

WHAT

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain…?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it’s common for truckers to refer to them as their “first baby”.

So, knowing this, this trucker’s wife organised a photoshoot where her husband’s “first baby” got to meet his “second baby”. Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger’s pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

What

Reblog for goldan brokle chhadar cheess soup

WINTERTIME!!!

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there’s your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

#mycensoredhusk

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone’s house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you’re drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and animals and trees are all a distraction. they’re a test. god wants you to network and build your business portfolio