Gays on the Menu

@dollopheadsandclotpoles hi it’s me back from the dead again to let you know I saw something and thought of you

seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death

i hope i’m not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

if you have one, tag with the “6 degrees of separation” you have with a celebrity

@dollopheadsandclotpoles

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There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’ - Kurt Vonnegut

I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste

Must scifi be “good”? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

*slams hands on table*

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

‘fan nonfiction’, or academia

this has ended me

Gays never give mediocre advice. If a gay person says you should do something, it’s either a message from the heavens or it’s absolute horseshit.

my friend sent this gif in the group chat and its just SO FUNNY TO ME for some reason

this is the gif you unwillingly follow when you’re having a panic attack

do you think earthbenders often see water and fire benders obsessing over night/day/eclipses/temperature/cycles of the moon and air benders talking endlessly about spirits and lightness and go bitch,, just fucking,,,, bend,, stop with this nonsense,,,

Firebenders, Waterbenders, Airbenders: My bending powers are granted to me via the cosmic energies of the universe.

Earthbenders: My bending powers are for rocks. And they come from rocks.

Earthbenders: FUCK yeah concrete

shoutout to everybody who cannot partake in the shared history spongebob memes give everyone because they were, for some inexplicable reason, never allowed to watch spongebob

dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you

thanks cumleak

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life… 

do you need to talk

i wish i was a croissant 

girls who just be posting on here getting no notes 😍just thoughts just spiraling 🥰

I feel seen and I’m not sure I like it

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??