*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet
1 month ago
daily puppet!! SUBMISSIONS OPEN
@puppetdaily
posting puppets every day for your perusal and enjoyment 🧦 submissions open! 🧶 not always safe for young children!
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Dabchick, created by Barnaby Dixon
note: while Dixon has been less overtly political in recent years, he does retain transphobic views
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behind the scenes info my job has been nasty for the past year. but I got a new one. so I will post with regularity again hopefully.
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my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
the daily puppet is The Bird, from Bedtime
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Sexy Puppet Tournament Round 3
SKEKSIS vs UNCLE DEADLY
Skeksis (entire species, The Dark Crystal)
Uncle Deadly (The Muppets)
Despite their strange appearances, it seems both these reptilian oddballs have entered the final four. Do I sense that Tumblr users have a type?
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Sexy Puppet Tournament Round 3
AUDREY II vs CROW T ROBOT
Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors)
Crow T Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
If this were a physical fight, I know exactly who would win. But it’s not! It’s a sexiness fight, one in which Tumblr will finally be forced to choose between its love for horrifying monsters and its love for freaky little twink things.
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For three years now I have dedicated myself to posting puppets on the Internet. And the ways people respond to some of these puppets fascinate me. They say things like “would”, “kind of a MILF”, “hear me out”, etc. They do not say these things about Miss Piggy, or Janice, or any other character with perfectly respectable sex appeal. They say them about the freakiest looking motherfuckers I can find.
I have collected the puppets which have garnered the highest number of these responses into the groundbreaking Sexy Puppet Mini-Tournament.
(This is going to be a short, low-commitment tournament, so many puppets had to be left out, and propaganda will not be collected. Sorry!)
Matchups below cut
The results are in. The Muppets have completely crushed the sexymen, but creepy vs cute remains tied.
CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS, AND CONDOLENCES TO THE LOSERS - WE’RE ONTO ROUND TWO!!!
dear god, the carnage
