2 hours ago
florida’s fairy
@pixiecaps
you can call me pio or pix or ro🦇xey/any pronouns
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Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can’t protect him forever
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yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can’t see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it’s happening i promise
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Natalan: Hey, you speak Spanish?
Cellbit: Yeah yeah. I’m married with a Mexican.
Natalan: (Misheard) You’re Mexican?
Cellbit: No, no. I’m married to one.
Natalan: Ah, okay.
Cellbit: I’m Brazilian.
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Cellbit: I know Spanish because I married Roier, who is my husband. He’s Mexican.
Natalan: Ah Roier.
Cellbit: Yeah yeah. Do you know Roier?
Natalan: Yeah I know him. Yeah he was my husband before as well.
Cellbit: What did you say?
Natalan: I’m serious.
Cellbit: What did you say? What did you say about my husband?
Natalan: No, uh, lets see. First of all he was my husband before.
Cellbit: Before where?
Natalan: Uhhh-
Baghera: Don’t speak about his husband.
Cellbit: He’s saying he was married to Roier.
Baghera: What? What are you saying?
Cellbit: That’s. No. He’s crazy. He’s not saying that.
Baghera: What are you saying?
Cellbit: Yeah what the fuck are you saying?
Natalan: I’m saying that I was married with Roier before Cellbit.
Baghera: You’re saying bullshit.
Natalan: No! What?
Baghera: Yeah.
Cellbit: Then what is his favorite color?
Baghera: You are an idiot.
Natalan: No you are an idiot-
Cellbit: Yeah you’re an idiot.
(Cellbit Kills Natalan)
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Cellbit: Hey, don’t you ever- You will never, never again, speak that name again, yeah?
Baghera: Yeah.
Cellbit: Never again. Never again.
Baghera: You don’t say the name anytime. No. It’s over.
Cellbit: You are never getting near him again.
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Cellbit: He is gone for you. He will be happy without me and without you. And he will never come back to this place! He will never return here!
Natalan: I’m just telling the truth. I’m just telling the truth.
Cellbit: He will never come back here! He will never come back here!
Natalan: I was married with Roier before you.
Cellbit: The past doesn’t matter. The past doesn’t matter.
(Baghera chainsaws Natalan)
Natalan: It’s just the truth! It’s just the truth, okay- I won’t say anything, okay- You’re killing me!
(Cellbit walks away)
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big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised “feature” nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn’t involve AI
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if this site dies for reals like gets nuked dies i will be posting fake screenshots of tumblr posts i would’ve made on other social media sites. and if those fall i’ll print them off and start handing them to people in the street. you’re not getting away from me that easily.
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Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think “oh god it’s the big one”
They’re trying to kill her. Go send Feedback about the shitass update it’s apparently the only place where they sort of listen
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People who claim that cracker or yank are slurs painfully revealing that they think slurs are just mean things to call someone and not language used by oppressors to dehumanize groups of people they think are lesser.
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murraysiskind-deactivated202406
THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED
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me when I break core functionality in order to pander to the single most annoying type of user on this site
it really is hard to think of a type of person lower than “user who wants ‘credit’ for their reblog additions”
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for normal reasons does anyone have fics set in that era where cellbit abandoned roier after purgatory and roier kept searching for him refusing to believe he was dead ^_^
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
Is it licking boots?
because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.
