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@nothumerus
Para/nsfw/vent account (supposedly.) 20's | MDNI.
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TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics

TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just bought a lemon tree #mylemontree

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fully clothed dry humping until he’s soaking his pretty little boxers and whining and squirming in overstimulation as i continue <3

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was it just me or did anyone else when they were younger also visualize yourself getting into an accident so you could imagine people actually worrying, caring and comforting you?

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“dni” then its a list of disorders people cant control

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me in the world where i have an ipad: check out how much porn i can put on this ipad

my hypothetical roommate: (necessary for the ipad to make sense) you really love putting toy chica hole on that ipad i gave you with my disposable income rhat is above the threshhold to purchase an ipad

me: [suddenly struck by something] i wish you loved me

my roommate: huh?

me: [teary-eyed] i don’t want the ipad anymore,

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I won’t play your psychological games

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ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me

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Have you ever been happy

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SUICIDE. i mean have a good night man

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what do you mean my childhood affected me

i have terrible news

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System hot takes that will get us blocked by some people

  • Endogenic systems exist, and should have the ability to use terms that they create!
  • Littles can do adult things, including paying bills, drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and swearing. They are not actual children, and it’s up for the system to decide what their littles need to be safe
  • Fictives are not the exact character from source, only treat them like their source if they are comfortable with it
  • Systems that created their alters by willing them into their system are real systems!
  • You cannot tell if a system is faking being a system, and you are objectively wrong if you fake claim people!

Kitty | she/her/warm/warms/soft/softs | Little

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Saw a man so ugly on here once I almost cried

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I need to change my whole life

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unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as “kirking” is just genuinely funny

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aha.. ladies, ladies, one at a time!! theres enough to go around for all of youuu aha…

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having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

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let’s curl up with mama