TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics
TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just bought a lemon tree #mylemontree
TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics
TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just bought a lemon tree #mylemontree
fully clothed dry humping until he’s soaking his pretty little boxers and whining and squirming in overstimulation as i continue <3
was it just me or did anyone else when they were younger also visualize yourself getting into an accident so you could imagine people actually worrying, caring and comforting you?
me in the world where i have an ipad: check out how much porn i can put on this ipad
my hypothetical roommate: (necessary for the ipad to make sense) you really love putting toy chica hole on that ipad i gave you with my disposable income rhat is above the threshhold to purchase an ipad
me: [suddenly struck by something] i wish you loved me
my roommate: huh?
me: [teary-eyed] i don’t want the ipad anymore,
Kitty | she/her/warm/warms/soft/softs | Little
unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as “kirking” is just genuinely funny

aha.. ladies, ladies, one at a time!! theres enough to go around for all of youuu aha…
having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time