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Zip up my fly by malcolm todd lowk making me chuckle

YOU TOLD ME U THINK I SMELL GOOD THEN TOLD ME ZIP UP MY FLY I WANNA KISS U IN THE BACK OF MY CAR THAT I BARELY DRIVE BECAUSE I SHARE IT WITH MY MOM AND MY MOMS BUSY ALL THE TIME I TELL YA I RLLY LIKE U I GOTTA SEE U I RLLY WANT U OH NO WOAHHH BREAK IT DOWN. I WANNA LOVE U N TELL U THAT U R MINE

Zip up my fly by malcolm todd lowk making me chuckle

HOW MUCH WEIGHT U THINK I GAINED???? GIIIIIRRRLLLLLLL. A LAATTEEEEE

Why do me and my mom watch the same YouTubers lowkey… i walk upstairs and im like “are you also watching (insert random niche police bodycam true crime youtube channel) right now?” And shes all like yeah i am.

“Are you listening to the call me kris true crime postcast rn?” “Yes i am” “i know her from her husband oompaville” “oh i saw her on facebook”

so when are we gonna finally stop normalizing random ass neurotypical people saying “this is my vocal stim!!” When theyre js reciting the most popular tiktok of the week

i missthe warm weather

i will not dye my hair brown ever okay? Right

HOLLISTER GET OFF MY FUCKING DICK STOP SENDING ME NOTIFICATIONS AND MESSAGES

guysbshould i redo my acc😹

cant let gang know i have a country playlist

can my victim of my plotting lock in please (i wont lock in either this is my fault)

Me when uhhhhh me when we both like apple cider

i ship me and the summer weather

how i feel not opening my bookbag a single time once i get home js to uhhh lower my cortisol levels or something

oldspicefiji

lowkey just crying over how thankful i am

Joy and whimsy is so back

cmbyn soundtrack at 7am we not giving today a chance

me nd my day1s

everyy year im gettin olderrr but everyday i feel the saamee

why should i change? ive never even gotten to find out who i am and you want me to change? thats crazy. you tell me im bad before i even get to be anything.

genuinely how it feels because everytime me and my dad talks it turns into a political argument

why da food guilt so crazy after the function

LET MEE BE YOUR FOOOLLL JUST COMEEEE BAAACKKKKKKKKKK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKK TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEE

this my vibe for summer. Ok?

genuinely how life feels when the teacher gives u postive feedback and says youre doing good and tells you to let the band director also read your essay and he likes it too

“i understand (insert media) better than you!” rebecca i don’t care if you’ve been engaging in (insert media) for two months or fifteen years. i just don’t. i am fully capable of understanding it myself and you are condescending, pretentious, and too protective over your interests which are not niche. it is not my fault that you think that all you have in life is being a big fan of something. please read a book you’ll probably gatekeep that too though.

this is how the entitled “elder emo Millenials” feel to me

2017 timothee chalamet oh how i yearn to be you

“because you wanted me to know?”

“‘cause i thought you should know.”

3/3/26-New IG stories-Timothée’s mom with LeBron James

what a fucking crossover LMFAO