i think in season 2 instead of raising rescue dogs on an apple orchard farm Harris should live in a fluorescently lit basement apartment where hes always playing bladee and breeds rare morphs of ball pythons that he highballs on facebook marketplace

Why even bother becoming an actor if you aren’t going to fuck your costars be serious

could really use a shanecuterie board full of shaneberries and shanelami and parmeshane cheese right now

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie via aimeekhoffman

the night after ilya visits shane in the hospital a black mist seeps into his room from beneath the door. the lights flicker and dim. The Vampire Marleau manifests at his bedside with his Scary Mirror tucked beneath a cloak. “sincerest apologies, consort of my liege rozanov,” he says, bowing deeply. “‘twas a grave error upon my part to have struck you with the unholy strength bestowed unto my godforsaken form upon my forsaken resurrection. as penance, i offer you the gift of certainty. look into my mirror and know with surety the time and manner of your death, for it shall not be at my godless hand, lest i be struck down and burned upon the pyre at long last.” he unveils the mirror and holds it up to shane.

shane, high as fuck on painkillers and still very much concussed: “oh no thanks marley it’s okay i cant look at screens right now”

haydens groom party looked like this

Just some doodle

God if this doesnt sum up just about 70 percent of all media consumption that gets talked about on this website

sorry i got heart pupils when you were mean and perverted to me

you are unbelievable! you suck my dick!!!

new journal

Who will come into my kitchen and be hudcon for me?

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS
At the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 15, 2026)

Nintendo: Game Boy Color Magazine Ad (2001) Dazed & Confused Magazine, Issue 77

Ilya: [hand on Shane’s shoulder] Lovers.

Shane: [dead eyed as he experiences a brief but vivid and intense flashback to a bathhouse in Ancient Greece, vows of fidelity and unending devotion, several overlapping sensations of emotional and sexual rapture, and the smell of olive oil] Gross.

(jr via instagram)

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

New behind the scenes clip of Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie and François Arnaud at Madonna and Guy Oseary’s Oscar after party (via jr)

HUDSON WILLIAMS AND AIKA FLORESFOR VANITY FAIR

Hudson signing the camera lens at the Oscars ceremony (via youtube)

me if i could only post 3 letters at a time: sha

Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie and François Arnaud at the Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty on 15 March, 2026 (via jr)

computer show me men wearing panties. image definition high enough to kill.

Pink Slip Polaroid

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big dog ilya pt 2 (⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

Connor said Let! Him! Have! This! Moment!!

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams attend the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Mark Guiducci at Los Angeles County Museum of Art on March 15, 2026 in Los Angeles, California.