i would buy a painting of a maggot

Some quick pogieman doodles from spring 2025 weee

13-2-26

This is the first time in my life when it’s actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I’ve spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called “start a war with Iran for no reason”

Pokemon Gold was my first ever Pokemon game, and one of the first games I ever played. Shoutout to my homebird, Ho-Oh.

Nautilus and Ammonite!

Millions of years (and quite a few branches on the cephalopod family tree) separate these two, but I love a spiral and a shelled sea creature no matter how extinct! Having fun playing with devonian sea life and more modern creatures–and sea sponges which haven’t changed that much…

Available as a set in my shop!

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my wonderful fairies, yayy!

Nihilego ⭐🪼⭐

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summore kyurem-esques for galifloofderg, of their paradoxes false deity and iron utopia

wiggly worm

pokemonsunandmoonpokemonsunandmoonilovepokemonsunandmoonilovealolapokemonsunandmoon

I can’t promise I’ll do a matching lunala soon I’m team sun all the way

lil latias + latios + togetic critter. i enjoye them

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cyndaquil but chunky

Shiny Wigglytuff & Shiny Togekiss ko-fi doodle for PlatinumSukamon! ✨

Stardew Valley - fiddlehead fern

December Pokémon Challenge 2025, 3-5/31: Mewtwo, Mega Mewtwo X & Mega Mewtwo Y

triple whammy!

suggested by a con-goer moot~

wanna suggest a pokémon for me to draw? check my pinned post!

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Mewtwo

I love this genre of Pokémon

But when I say the “wholesome and funny” YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, “gets right” and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual I’m “taking it too seriously”

Flamigo

lopunny & goomy request for my kofi beetles ♡

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I’ve gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I’ve spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I’ve never been more respected and appreciated. Also–when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company’s operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

@sparrow-va Seen a lot of people asking this and here’s a starter-pack, which others have also added in the comments:

• Start on day one. It’s almost impossible to scale back if you started out giving 100% —it might be possible though, so don’t give up hope.
• If you can get away with it, ‘waste’ roughly half of your time. You can work on a personal project if IT won’t clock you, or go for long walks if you can sneak out of the office. I walked 3-4 miles every day when I started my current job. I also walked to Barnes & Noble to sit on the floor and read comics. I’ve spent a few days just watching TikToks or Fall of Civilizations. If you have Work From Home days, buy a mouse jiggler! (Don’t install mouse jiggler software, that shit’s traceable.)
• If you’re still not sure, pay close attention to how much work your worst coworker is doing, and copy that. I bet you it will be 40-60% of what you feel you could easily do, especially if they are 50+.
• Never finish anything immediately. If you want to get a project done, knock it out, and then set a reminder to send it at least 2-3 days later. I fuck this one up the most, if I’m honest, 'cause shocking people with how fast I can accomplish things is like a drug.
• Remember!!!! Being the fastest and the best will get you NOTHING—except possibly the kind of attention that gets you abused and fired. Promotions for hard work are a myth. It’s capitalist propaganda you MUST expunge from your brain. Aim to be the worker your manager expects, not the one they’re impressed by—except in a social sense. I got a $2 raise for singing in 3 part harmony with my bosses once.
• Survive.

[ID: a digital drawing of four overlapping grayscale wolves of different sizes, in a simple style. end]

the you within you

One of the most fun commissions I got to work on last year - @asleifr_ ’s kitties commissioned by the amazing @ulfvve 💜 our Discord server has been getting updates on their growth ever since it was created so I got really attached to these two. 💜

Despite drawing pet portraits regularly I’ve never drawn kittens before, so it was a fun new challenge to deal with all that cuteness :D