TUMBLR! Who’s getting pregnant?
Kaoru ‘Cherry Blossom’ Sakurayashiki (Sk8 the Infinity)
Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes)
[Cherry]
“Because he’s quite literally married to a muscle-headed gorilla named Kojiro Nanjo. Kaoru is already wife material too.”
Cherry Blossom propaganda from last season
[Tony]
“The Tony/Grinch Christmas post + He would be a good father. Dad shaped.”
if Tony the Tiger wins I’ll post my Tony the Tiger x duolingo x YouTube x hooty fanfic I wrote in the two years ago on here and ao3
Guys, Tony the Tiger has to win! We need that fic.
If Tony the tiger does not win, what will happen to his failing relationship with the Grinch? They need a baby so the mess gets worse
sorry for another donation post but this should be the last one for a while if everything goes to plan
so i get paid via chapter 35 dependent benefits, which require me to be in class to be paid. i’m currently taking a gap semester as i failed a few classes last semester due to mental health and being harassed by the dorm staff causing me not being able to attend classes and therefore lost my scholarship for fall semester. if i attend class again i can petition it and get it back, but for right now i have to get a student loan to pay off my bursars. the problem is, my credit score is currently incredibly poor solely due to my credit debt. everything else is perfectly fine and if i can get my debt paid off i can get a loan and go back to class and be paid again
my credit debt is $800 bucks (yeah it’s incredibly low, i only have two cards. i’m just really broke)
c2shapp: $theteufortdozen
v2nmo: @theteufordozen2 (if it asks for a pin dm me)
kofi: https://ko-fi.com/tf2heritageposts
pooppal: paypal.me/blucheavy3
0/800
please reblog!
so to give a bit more context, if we are able to get our debt situation figured out, we will be able to
- get new shoes because our current ones look like this
- get tater tot spayed finally, which is important because rabbits will develop uterine cancer eventually if not spayed
- get our name and gender legally changed finally and stop having ourselves outted
this post is getting basically zero traction because the same few people keep reblogging it meaning it doesn’t get out of my own fanbase( if you look at the reblogs on this you may notice all of them are just reblogging it from me) meaning everyone’s annoyed because i have to reblog this post more (which i hate doing) and i continue to not be not in class
so if you really want to help me out, PLEASE for the love of jesus reblog, share this ‘round, and maybe donate because literally every bit helps
oh yeah by the way, we’ve had this post up for 10 days and we haven’t even gotten enough to not be overdrafted
3/837
23/837
33/837
35/837
95/837
about 10% of the way there by the way
100/837
once again please please reblog :]
Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996
Should I make more of these? They’re so fun XD
Omg please do more of these! The way you draw them feels so accurate to their characters. Truly beautiful work!
what if i told u yaoi getting greenlit to get season after season of animes and nonstop merch and unique plots where they get 2 be grown adult men and pop up shops and funding and ad promotion meanwhile yuri gets maybe one good anime every 4 years was because of misogyny…?
They killed Julius Caesar AGAIN today.
every march 15 in rome they restage the assassination at torre argentina. you know. the literal ruins of the curia of pompey. the exact place where it actually happened in 44 BCE.
and then they put his body on a litter and do a whole funeral procession through the city. with professional mourners and everything. they literally blocked traffic for this.
like imagine missing your bus because rome decided to re-kill julius caesar today.
note: i tried to show in the video how huge the crowd was because there were SO many people. also the last part of the video shows the roman forum, where caesar is actually buried. people still leave flowers there.
Reminder that THIS YEAR makes 2,069 years since Caesar died. I know everyone celebrated it last year but that math was wrong because there is no year 0, so you always subtract 1 when calculating AD to BC.
So if you accidentally celebrated 2,069 years last year, congrats, you get to celebrate it again!!!
OK, I NEED HELP CREATING MY VISION
I’m nowhere near good enough at image manipulation to pull this off but:
Mar 10, Friday the 13th, 3-14, the Ides, and St Patrick’s
the image:
Mario, Jason Vorhees, the Leprechaun, and a dude with a pie for a head stabbing the shit out of Caesar
Caesar says, Et tu, Pi Day?
there was an extra head in the photo so i added miku (3-9)
I couldn’t find one w the beatles so I just got the most gender euphoric pics I could find of them and made it for my wall.
forever envious of how paul mccartney does gender
OK, I NEED HELP CREATING MY VISION
I’m nowhere near good enough at image manipulation to pull this off but:
Mar 10, Friday the 13th, 3-14, the Ides, and St Patrick’s
the image:
Mario, Jason Vorhees, the Leprechaun, and a dude with a pie for a head stabbing the shit out of Caesar
Caesar says, Et tu, Pi Day?
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.
“Where’s Splatoon Raiders Nintendo?!?!”
“Idk, have yuri. On the house.”
YOU JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR BOMB ON THE FANDOM! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
What’s next? You’re gonna show Shiver and Frye making out and touching each other while Big Man watches?!
it’s meee I’m your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you’re gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don’t protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There’s more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else’s survival, but you’re not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called “shareholders.” So. 🙏 I’ve been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas “accionistas.” Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des “actionnaires”. Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，
Sou euuu eu sou seu anjo da guarda oiiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 então. em uns seis meses, você vai morrer de fome. 🥺 E se eu não te proteger , eu vou ser: #demitido! 🫢 e isso Não É Bom 🙅♀️ hahaaa Então. 🙏 Eu dei uma pesquisada sobre as causas de morrer de fome, e descobri que: Sua morte é completamente previnível! 😯 Oh oh! 😆 Tem mais comida do que o suficiente pra te sustentar sem interferir com a sobrevivência de mais ninguém, mas você não pode acessar essa comida! 🤨 Queeee? 🤷♀️ Aparentemente, sua morte é premeditada por milhares de coisas chamadas “acionistas.” Então. 🙏 Eu estive matando algumas pessoas,
ik ben het, je beschermengel, hoiiiii 😇 oké 🙏 dus. over ongeveer 6 maanden ga je dood doordat je verhongert. 🥺 en als ik je niet bescherm, word ik: #ontslagen! 🫢 en dat is Niet Goed 🙅♀️ hahaaa Dus. 🙏 ik heb er even gekeken naar oorzaken van verhongering en wat blijkt: Je dood is gewoon te voorkomen! 😯 Oh oh! 😆 Er is meer dan genoeg voedsel om je in leven te houden zonder het overleven van anderen te verhinderen, maar jij mag het niet hebben! 🤨 Waaat? 🤷♀️ Blijkbaar is jouw dood al van tevoren bepaald door duizenden dingen genoemd “aandeelhouders.” Dus. 🙏 Ik ben bezig geweest met mensen vermoorden,
やっほ！きみの守護天使だよぉ～ 😇 OK 🙏 実はきみ、六か月後に飢餓で死んじゃうんだって 🥺 きみを守れなかったら私、到頭#首だよ！ 🫢 首とかダメでしょ 🙅♀️ (苦笑)それでね 🙏 飢餓の原因を調べてみるとね、きみの死因は全然回避できちゃうよ！ 😯 やば～い！ 😆 誰の分を奪わずにきみがお腹いっぱい食べていけるだけのごはんが普通にあるのに、きみが手に入っちゃいけないんだとか！ 🤨 あれえぇ？！ 🤷♀️ 実はきみの死亡が、「株主」っていうやつによる計画的犯行らしいんだあ。というわけで！ 🙏 私、人を殺しまくり始めたんだけど～、
ito akooo ako ang anghel na tagatanod mo mustaaaaaa 😇 sige 🙏 ngayon. sa paglipas ng anim na buwan, mamatay ka dahil sa matinding pagkagutom. 🥺 at kung hindi kita maprotektahan, ako'y #masisisante! 🫢 at hindi yun Maganda 🙅♀️ hahaaa Kaya. 🙏 Siniyasat ko ang mga sanhi ng pagkagutom, at ang totoo pala ay: Kayang maiwasan ang iyong pagkamatay! 😯 Naku! 😆 Mayroong higit sa sapat na pagkain upang mabuhay ka nang hindi nakakasagabal sa kaligtasan ng iba, ngunit hindi ka pinapayagang magkaroon nito! 🤨 Ano raaaw? 🤷♀️ Mukhang ang kamatayan mo'y dulot ng libu-libong mga bagay na tinatawag na “mga shareholders.” Kaya. 🙏 May ilang tao na akong pinatay,
some niche splatoon social media / squid research lab lore:
after splatoon 1’s story ended with its final splatfest, the SRL tumblr started posting about callie being missing, including a series of short stories about the squid sisters. these posts culminated in a story mode trailer for splatoon 2 with the following caption:
ALTthey did not anticipate that everyone would assume callie was DEAD. she lost the final splatfest and it LITERALLY KILLED HER.
the fandom began to lose their minds. it was absolute chaos. for a time, the phrase “but where’s Callie?” became a sleeper agent trigger word for anxious callie stans assuming the worst about their favorite girliepop. eventually Nintendo of America confirmed that she was indeed going to appear in the next game, which finally laid the “callie is DEAD” theories to rest.
fast forward to end-of-year 2019, when Nintendo of America took over for splatoon’s socials while SRL transitioned away from tumblr (temporarily). splatoon 2’s final splatfest was a loss for marina, which historically does not end well for the idol on the losing team, and the fandom was still on high alert from The Callie Incident. on their official instagram, NoA posted the following photo:
ALTI think you see where this is going.
mass panic descended as splatoon 1 oldheads awakened en masse, activated by the forbidden phrase. assumptions were made. theories were crafted. people were sure that marina would end up being the antagonist of splatoon 3… or maybe she was DEAD.
as it turns out, she was the one taking the photo. a separate angle of the picture was posted on their facebook the next day, revealing that it was, in fact, their yearly “happy holidays” post from the dev team.
ALTthis is, in my opinion, one of the absolute funniest things the splatoon team has ever done. the specific wording they used was a laser-guided attack on the small percentage of people who lived through the “but where’s Callie?” days of yore, and the pandemonium it caused was 100% calculated.
How to disable Copilot in Windows 11
You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.
HELL YEAH DESHITTIFICATION!
For everything we do here, please be sure to be careful with what you edit, and restart your computer to lock things in.
If you don’t have access to the Group editor, (likely to happen if you’re on base windows) you can do this as well by opening your Registry Editor app, then inputting this after your ‘computer’ or whatever the initial segment is. (Mine is computer. If I just try and paste the below string it gets SO mad at me)
\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot
Navigating to your “turnoffwindowscopilot”, hit modify, and set the value data to 1.
If done correctly, it’ll look like this.
While we’re at it, you can also get rid of the integrated search, (or that thing where it searches the web when you search anything, whether or not you want it to) and such through regedit as well.
Integrated search will have you going to
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\Explorer
Navigate to your “DisableSearchBoxSuggestions” bit, if you don’t see it, you can make it by right clicking and creating a new registry D-Word key of that exact name. Edit the key, set it to 1. It’ll look like this if you do it right!
To get rid of Windows Spotlight, (The thing where it pulls up ten billion pages on windows start page, shoving ads in your face and cluttering everything) we go to
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\DesktopSpotlight\Settings
And set “Enabled State” To 0. If you do it right, it’ll look like this!
Disabling edge on startup will also help a fair deal with processing speed and the like. This you can do in all sorts of ways, the easiest being turning it off entirely on startup through settings in the like.
If you want to kill it *entirely*, though? :)
In regedit, run along to Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft
Navigate to your MicrosoftEdge key subcategory. If you don’t see it, you can make one! Note, this is a KEY, not a d-word. *inside* that subcategory, we want to either make or find the D-Word key of PreventLaunchEdge and set that to 1 in the same way as all the others.
It’ll look like this.
Aaaand while we’re here, I’d HIGHLY recommend shanking Killer Networking Services. It’s just bloatware. (Ostensibly it’s supposed to monitor your network bandwidth and even things out, but that really means it’s constantly monitoring and pinging things, which eats up the bandwidth you DO get, and also chunks your computer’s processing power.) Getting rid of it entirely is borderline impossible, since it’s set to redownload on regular updates and intel is very pushy with its updates.
This you can do by opening your Services.msc, which basically shows you all the background stuff that Windows does. Find Anything with Killer in the name, right click it, go to properties, and disable startup. It should look like this, if done successfully. It will probably reenable itself in time/in later updates for windows, but it’s a quick fix. I’d also check your TaskScheduler app to make sure that nothing’s scheduled to open up there, either.
If you CAN completely kill Killer services through uninstalling and the like, I would warn that at very least for my computer, the only ethernet/lan support applications that are available ARE Killer’s. When you download updates, you really do have to do it manually and ONLY download the ethernet services, or just be cool with not having Lan functionality.
One last thing, not a shit application but is a shit service. If your computer’s constantly overheating or just warm, you likely have Turboboost enabled. (Default setting that you can’t change) If you want to be able to turn it off and drop your temps by like 40 degrees, in Regedit go to
Computer\HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Power\PowerSettings\54533251-82be-4824-96c1-47b60b740d00\be337238-0d82-4146-a960-4f3749d470c7
(Note- This isn’t the string copy paste from the reddit thread, this is mine that does the same thing. If my string doesn’t work for you, check the reddit thread string. If that doesn’t work either, you can follow the path and find it pretty easily. Probably has like, one letter of difference somewhere. The bits all start the same, though, so it’s easy to find.)
and go to “attributes”. Set the value from 1 to 2, and now in your advanced Power Plan settings in control panel, you’ll be able to *see* turbo boost and turn it off.
It’ll look like this, and in power options, a successful disabling of boost should look like this.
Turning off quick startup’s also a good call, since that basically stops your restarts from actually shutting things down properly.
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE YALL. MAKE SURE TO CLEAN YOUR PC!
I got a new PC for Christmas. I did all the above. Once it was complete, I went to Control Panel/Apps and uninstalled Copilot. Windows didn’t fuss about it; just flushed it away.
