flnch

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

02.13.2001 🎉 Happy Birthday, Hudson Williams!

You don’t see that every day. Pretty big night for hockey.

So… i love them very much

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

I think “slop” is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it’s not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

I’m not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

Wait hold on what was that

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone’s like “one must imagine sisyphus” no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

Jonathan on the 12th: This thing isn’t human, I just watched him scale the bloody walls like a fucking lizard, what sort of beast am I forced to be in contact with????

Jonathan on the 15th: Saw the old bastard scaling the fucking wall again and honestly fuck this shit I am so over it hope he falls actually.

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

im at the miner cemetery. im at the haunted clown motel. im at the combination miner cemetery and haunted clown motel.

reviews of stays at the Clown Motel are incredible

chess getting a huge update i see

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like…

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

It is.

i’m gonna be real i dont think we’re gonna community garden our way out of this one

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

@bees-with-swords get peer reviewed, idiot

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

a collage of some buck variants

i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

Random stuff redrawn as the quarry characters :)

All drawn by me btw 😊

Sphinx

the way some of you describe art that you like is genuinely incredible

my fatal flaw is that if i don’t want to do something i just won’t do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i’ll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn’t 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

when people go after no-fault divorce or abortion what they’re really doing is trying to enshrine the sunk cost fallacy into law

it sounds like a joke but this is a genuine political belief of mine. you should be able to leave a situation you don’t like. the government has no business trapping you in a relationship.

quitters rights!