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@evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
NONSHARING DOC SELFSHIPPER! HIGHLY SELECTIVE MURDOC SELFSHIPPER. call me Joe. or Salmon He/It+ Neos. 19 year old selfshipping freak. I draw sometimes I guess? I love to play and color and draw idk
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

yk hallucinations are scary yeah. Very scaryyy But sometimes they’re just also mildly annoying

Okay. I’m at home. In bed. I’m about to go to sleep

I hear papas games music. I look to see if maybe my phone was left on the app or if my gf was watching a tiktok with it or smth. I look around confused until I ask her if she hears it too. She then looks around me with confusion

“No…? I don’t..?”

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard beanbag-rat
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speaking as an american: can people in america/canada/europe/even australia and nz  stop acting so surprised when a country in latin america, asia, or africa pass a landmark LGBT rights bill??? seeing comments like “WHAT???? uruguay is more progressive than MY country???” or “are you joking?!?! TAIWAN approved gay marriage before MY country???” really grinds my gears. 

when you make incredulous comments like “WHAT???? the first country to include LGBT rights in its constitution was in AFRICA!?!?!? AFRICA!?!?!?!” you sound like you can’t possibly believe that cultures of color CAN be progressive, or “better” at preserving/granting civil rights than white cultures, because you believe that white cultures are the epitome of progress and liberalism. which is a colonialist point of view. 

you don’t sound supportive of the LGBT people living there, you just sound like a jealous racist. just be happy for the people in that country who just had a new avenue for self expression opened to them by the law, and work on creating change in your own country. period.

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard beanbag-rat
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard beanbag-rat
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i love both my beautiful daughters

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

Gay is NOT okay…🤬

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard champmorado
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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard champmorado
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Sending love and hugs to anyone not feeling their best today ❤︎

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard daily-jelly
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

Wasp landed on my finger and I shared some dr pepper with it : ] I am so happy it chilled out n just sat there w me on my break 😭😭

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard strawbeaniie
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Questions for selfship / oc x canon pairs

Please practice Reblog Karma if you can ^v^!!

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

🖍;; How did your ship tell others that they were going out? How did their friends etc. react?

🎸;; What song reminds your ship of one another?

💘;; How was the confession between your ship? Who confessed first? How did the other react?

🛍;; What type of gifts does your ship like receiving?

🐢;; What animals represent your ship?

🐛 ;; What is an interest one of the people in your ship have that the other finds endearing?

🐚;; what name does your ship save one another on their phones?

💌;; nicknames that they have for one another?

🍨 ;; Does your ship have a sweetooth? What are their favorite sweets to eat?

🎞;; Are they characters/ ship dynamics that make you think of your ship?

🍰;; How does your ship celebrate? Birthdays, Little Achievements, anything you could think of !

📓;; Favorite Au’s with your ship or one’s you’d like to make in the future?

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pr✕ship + variants dni..

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard selfshipprompts
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Basics Self Ship Ask Game ☆

Remember to practice reblog karma! Send asks to prev before reblogging!

  1. Introduce your f/o as if the reader has no idea who they, or their source are.
  2. Introduce your s/i as if they’re a canon part of the source.
  3. What were your f/o and s/i’s first impressions of each other?
  4. What is your f/o’s favourite thing about s/i? What about your s/i’s favourite thing about f/o?
  5. Are your thoughts and feelings regarding your f/o shared one-to-one with your s/i? If they differ in any way, how?
  6. What is the biggest similarity that your f/o and s/i have?
  7. Is there anything that your f/o and s/i have completely differing opinions on?
  8. What do your f/o and s/i’s friends and/or family think about their relationship?
  9. What do you think the source’s fandom would think of your selfship (if it was a canon x canon ship)? How about if they became a canon couple?
  10. Are they married? What was the wedding like? If not, do they want to? Will they one day?
  11. Do they have any children or pets? Any plans to extend the family one day?
  12. What are their general plans and/or goals for the future?
  13. Are they in it for the long haul? Will they last the test of time?
  14. How would they be as an elderly couple into their retirement?
  15. When talking about your selfship, what stage of the relationship do you generally gravitate towards? (Pre-relationship, early into the relationship, dating, married, etc.)
  16. Is there anything about your selfship you wish you had more opportunities to talk about or explore?
  17. What do you find difficult to come up with in regards to your selfship or s/i?
  18. What is your favourite thing about your selfship’s dynamic?
  19. Has your f/o and/or selfship helped you in any way?
  20. Free ticket to ramble about what you like!

(“s/i” is interchangeable with oc, sona, etc. answer as you see fit! also feel free to answer the questions without being asked if you like!)

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard lunes-interlude
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Ants are always like oh shiit you have a thing? You left your Thing there i’ve always wanted that. And can all my friends come also

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

Maybe this is a “old man yelling at cloud” kinda thing but I seriously thing in game microtransactions should be illegal.

If you THINK some human being is going to spend 80 real life dollars to buy 120 smerptokens to revive their smerp which is pixels on a screen you are a idiot and a fool. And you need to die

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard beanbag-rat
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Most people don’t even know her name.
Alice Parker is her name. Back in 1919, she created and patented a gas powered heating system when most homes were still using fireplaces and coal stoves. She imagined heating an entire home safely, with different rooms warmed individually instead of relying on one fire source.
Even though her system wasn’t fully used back then, her ideas are the reason modern central heating and zoning exist today. That’s Black history. That’s legacy.

Did a little digging and found an article talking about her in as much detail as the researcher could find including images from the patent she filed and which discusses how black scientists are often hidden or forgotten:

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard monidoll
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they should add emotes for every fish

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard kt--extinction
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How to use internet properly

  1. Use it to read about marine invertebrates
  2. Use it to look at images of marine invertebrates
  3. Use it to discuss marine invertebrates

hope this helps

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard ph-cutie
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Theres a whole dedicated pro wasp community on here but nobody is stepping up to defend MY problematic darling The earwig. Oh sure they’re not as ecologically bombastic but they also do not fucking crawl inside people’s brains and lay eggs there The demonization campaign against them is truly revolting. And they’re cute…

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

Leaving my job for my other job while I’m at my job (papas cheeseria)

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard champmorado
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brw brw

Filter transandrophobia and transmisandry as tags the way you do for terf stuff I am no longer asking.

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Transmisogyny is a term because it describes the overlap of preexisting transphobia and misogyny and explains how both those axis’ of oppression overlap when it comes to trans women. Androphobia/misandry are not real because men are not systematically oppressed the way women are and any example you can come up about “misandry” is literally just misogyny negatively effecting men too. I need you people to start using your fucking heads and stop giving this ground to people.

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The term transmisogyny was not invented because people wanted a Special, More Severe Oppression to be oppressed by, it was because there is overlap between these systematic forms of oppression that is worth exploring and analysing in our culture. The same way misogynoir is a term. There is a reason misogyblanc is not a fucking term, because white people are not systematically oppressed the way black people are and it would be insane to imply they are to, what, describe the hardships of white women? Transphobia is not a diluted term, it is not a lesser version, you can just. use that. you do not have to invent the fake concept of misandry to discuss your experiences and it is irresponsible to do so, quite frankly. I feel like I’m going insane here.

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard araceae-advice
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If you are disgusted and scared of most insects, I couldn’t recommend more highly just. Learning more about them. Just about a few guys that exist in your area and are completely harmless parts of the ecosystem. Most insects are just little animals doing their thing.

Your immediate disgust response is likely to be a learned thing. And it’s good to be cautious, but when I was really scared of bugs I know it was mostly fear of the unknown that was creating a lot of the bad feelings. There was no reason to hold onto those bad feelings and make my life worse frankly. If you wanna get better about this and appreciate a huge part of the natural world more, you can totally just make that choice, and work on it little by little!

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard spiny-ant
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My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you’ve never seen before

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard thegirlwholikesstims
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard tartrazeen
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
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Hi my name is he/him and I’m a prounound

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard this-is-trans-joy
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To whoever needs to hear this, because I certainly did a few years back, you don’t need to eat “like an adult”. You are allowed to prep meals or snacks like you’re a child, and I don’t mean you need to treat yourself like you’re immature, but you’re allowed to give yourself the same grace, patience and willingness to compromise as you would a little kid.

If you don’t like the textures of vegetables, you can blend them up and mix them into something tasty. If you struggle to cook a proper lunch, you can just make yourself a luncbox full of snacks or sandwiches that you can easily take out the fridge later on and pick at. If snacks or ready-meals targeted at children look easier or more appealing, you can just buy them. If you want to cut the crusts off your bread or use cookie cutters to shape your sandwiches into fun shapes, do it!

“It doesn’t matter what you eat, what’s important is just eating” is a crucial philosophy to take on board, but the other important thing to keep in mind is that absolutely no one should control how you eat your food. I don’t care if it’s considered childish, if changing how you eat something gets you to eat it in the first place, make the change. Let yourself eat exactly how you want to.

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard
evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard

Not feeling good : ( hhh

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard stupidestasshole
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soimething purple just happened

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard razerbackbitch
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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard passionpeachy
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when I show someone a song and they actually like it instead of killing me immediately

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evilwafflefrywithasideofmustard iphigeniacomplex
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scrolling through the tags on a post about a serious social issue simulator

  • #just a reminder to any POC people that follow me: please DO NOT be afraid to send me long and detailed asks explaining the specific problems and extent of harm done by my art if i ever make art that includes any racist stereotypes #i’m Just Some Guy please educate me
  • #tw s3xu4l 4ss4ult #s*exual ass*ult ment #tw s///a #hopefully those filter it out pls ask to tag!
  • #OP i completely agree #literally [completely new statement in direct opposition to the statement made in the post]
  • #im sorry for being american #im sorry for being white #im sorry for being a man #im sorrty i know it hurts ppl i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
  • #house md did an episode on this #queuenited healthcare shooting
  • #tw colonization #ok unrelated but this actually rly reminds me of how certain ppl behave in the tadc fandom
  • #as a white person i approve this message
  • #Look I’m white as the freshly fallen snow and even I know not to do this #Do better y'all
  • #im white but im appalachian and we experience this too #so i relate
  • #like i agree but op can you stop yelling
  • #People in real life: Hey man how are you
  • #WAIT WHATS TRANSMIGOSYNY HELP- #IM NOT CHRONICALLY ONLINE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLS😭😭😭
  • #some people act like this because of autism but otherwise i agree
  • #Please know that there are good men and not all men are bad and men can be very healing #and a real man would never act like this you should never worry about men because most men are normal
  • #sure i’ll reblog that
  • #not ted lasso