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OK but imagine the apocalypse happened and you had to flee Earth and you couldn’t take any animals with you, and then when you finally came back to see what’s become of the world, there’s your cat sitting next to your rebuilt house like “I fixed it for you. I knew you’d come back if I did.”

Anyway I’m very much enjoying Pokemon Pokopia.

Pokopia everybody!

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hope i’ll do you proud

Fuck you


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Insane how the dynamic between the wicked fairy and the princess in sleeping beauty has many varieties.


We got “barely interacted”

mother and daughter figure

“you stole my fucking boyfriend”

potentially doomed yuri

and doomed brotherhood!

Mel is malifacents kid..so that doesn’t fit…. that’s a new story…

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Ew oh my god he’s so ugly I hate his face shape

Chloe transitioned

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As much as I don’t like Marinette, she is not surviving the trans beam

(MTF Marinette real!)

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Ehn, nope. I can’t see it.

Never say never

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Ok fine I’m coming back

I wish we got this..

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i wasn’t in forums and stuff when season 5 was rolling out but did we ever talk about how gabriel having his alliance ai be emilie means he had taken her out of her refrigerator coffin, dressed her dead body in a white suit and then scanned it

Or he coulda had scans from before or used video of her…I mean awesome… But it is a children’s show…

nono in order to have the alliance avatar function like lila and adrien’s do he’d have had to scan her like he did them in s5ep02(?), the voice he probably got from videos

I’m trying to put a positive spin on it because that means Gabriel is a sicker fuck then we realized

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i wasn’t in forums and stuff when season 5 was rolling out but did we ever talk about how gabriel having his alliance ai be emilie means he had taken her out of her refrigerator coffin, dressed her dead body in a white suit and then scanned it

Or he coulda had scans from before or used video of her…I mean awesome… But it is a children’s show…

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Danny: Steph, have you seen Banana?

Steph: No!- Wait is that the name of a ghost?

Danny: No, its one of Damian’s snakes. I was taking him out for a slither and I think I might have misplaced him.

Steph, a smile slowly growing on her face: He named his snake Banana?

Danny: Well no; he said Banana didn’t have a name, and I thought that was sad, so I decided to name all the snakes!

Steph, with a huge grin: I am telling so many people!

Damian: Beloved, why did I find Banana in the library? *notices Steph* I mean-

Steph: I will hold this over you until the day I die.

Damian, glaring: Wrong choice of words.

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YOU SPOKE TO MY S O U L

I SPENT DAYS THINKING OVER THIS IDEA OMFG

I LOVE YOU RANDOM ANON

Unfortunately I haven’t watched good omens but I’ve seen loads of clips of the show and I’m down for the whole thing. I really want to watch it but I’m a busy gal what can I say. But Crowley is a whole mood and I adore him.

So Marinette is an angel and Chloe is a demon!! Chloe is smoking whatever Cruella De Vil smokes and has got that black leather aesthetic to boot! She also constantly wears red lipstick. Marinette of course has a very muted outfit with hints of pinks!

We’ve also got their Roman outfits, very nice! Chloe screaming “Angel”, I noticed Crowley did that and I think that nickname is so cute!! Marinette as a boy because I saw clips where Aziraphale was a woman. Also we got her flaming sword!

I like their respective angel and demon outfits with wings, the hair is down and they are very monochromatic. I know Crowley can be a snake so Chloe is probs like a golden cobra or some fancy thing cus she’s extra!

I leave the theorising and head canons to you guys haha

Enjoy!

Cruella just smokes a regular cigarette but it’s on a woman’s pipe…(Different times)

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Ugh… if I have to redesign Volpine again it will be too soon!! Seriously though, I am actually happy with this one. I hope it stays that way for Fox Nath. :)

He reminds me of Ron stoppable

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Day 2 of ALA was our Miraculous group! As a group we got to update our costumes and makeup a bit from Wondercon last year. More photos to come!😽💖
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Wthell are up with those bright yellow eyes 👀 🪔

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This MF is mine XD

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Mlb au where marinette doesnt have her miraculum, she is just shizophremic and she hides it from everyone because she likes tiki (her hallucination). Miraculum still exsists, but there is no ladybug and because of that everything is much Darker because without Ladybug, all the damage remained unrepaired. Chat noir is still Adrien Agreste but he is alone an first, fighting crime, beging abuse by his father, finding new friends.

Marinette is still stalker, Master fu gave Adrien diffrent miraculus to give other people, and everything is almost the same but Paris is always in some kind of renovations.

Chat noir is more brutal without his lady, at first. But after meeting Marinette as a chat noir and realizing thst she is diffrent from “crazy marinette” that he meet at shool, they become friends, and Adrien tries to not be so brutal after marintte complained that she is sick of all the damage. She also tells him what she thinks about Gabriel and she is full of rage to that man, and thst kinda made Adrien think about his father as a person.

With all the magic and miraculums and renovations, Marinette cant realy tell what is her hallucination and what is real. Its getting worst and worst with every day. She become more crazy and finaly she stops going to shool. Her parents finde out and got her to the hospital.

Chloe findes out and tells everyone in shool. Adrien argues with her about it, and yells at her before running away from shool to visit marinette. When he sees her in hospital with bags under her eyes, Talking to walls, woth messy hair , in hospital clothes…it breaks his heart.

But he knocks at her window. She opens, tells him the truth. And he tells her his truth.

This is the first time and only time I want to punch Chloe

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Mlb au but Gabriel is Master fu for adrien and Master fu is Gabriel for marinette.

Gabriel and Master fu was in the same temple. Gabriel was younger a lot, but everybody always said thst he is smarter and better then most of the older students. After hearing this Master fu Got jealous and angry. He tried to fight with Gabriel but he lost and got kicked out of the temple. He stole 2 miracoulous- moth and broken peacock ones.

Gabriel isnt villain and is acualy a good father. His wife is alive, and he has all miraculous exept moth and peacock. He trains with adrien and is acualy a good miracoulous keeper and Master and he is good for them.

Master fu is marinette bitter grandfather. He gaved her peacock miraculoum because he need somebody that would help him destroy Gabriel and take all miracoulous. After he was kicked out of the temple, and Gabriel Got the miraculous box, he was full of jealousy.

Marinette is beging manipulated by evil Master fu, and agreste family need to fight them.

Adrien is worrying about his friend marinette because she is sicker and sicker every day because of broken peacock miraculoum.

After he findes out who she is, he brings her to his house and his parents and natalie tries TK help her. They cant let her leave, because the peacock miraculoum will kill her if she would use it again. And she wants to leave, she tries to. Her grandfather needs her. But Gabriel told her the whole story. The truth.

Now she is conflicted, recovering in adriens house, experiencing family love for the first time since her parents died.

Thank God…I don’t like Mr fu and you give us a reasonable reason to not like him.

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@boom-fanfic-a-latta wrote the coolest miraculous x psychonauts au and i just had to draw her raz he’s sooo fun :D

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WHAT

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OH MY GOODNESS OUT OF NOWHERE PSYCHONAUT IN PARIS FANART WHAT

I LOVE THIS OP THANK YOU

I thought this was a Sly Cooper🦝 crossover

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Stupid but hilarious AU idea:

Gabriel Agreste actually stopped trying to steal the ladybug and cat miraculous like, the first time an Akuma almost killed Adrien or directly put him in danger. He’s been going to grief counseling for his wife and it helps a bit.

But he’s still Hawkmoth and still Akuma attacks everyday.

Why you ask? Because he’s figured out that Marinette and Adrien are ladybug and Chat Noir, and he is a desperate shipper of his son with the woman who makes him smile the way Emilie used to do to him.

So his entire purpose as Hawkmoth is now just trying to keep them meeting up daily as heroes so they bond during stressful scenarios + putting them in scenarios he thinks will make them fall in love/confess.

He’s not evil anymore, but he’s still nuts.

It’s all just kiss akumas, hug akumas, hand holding akumas

I mean, essentially. I figure also Akuma’s that look like regular angry/sad/shameful/other negative emotions, but are carefully picked to cause things like the Kissing Zombie incident. Or Dark Cupid. Also ones he knows will challenge them and force them to work even better together this deepening bonds. He’s playing 4d chess over here.

Plus also, he does stuff as Gabriel too. He pretty quickly snags onto the idea of making Marinette his protege because A) she’s actually a brilliant young designer and he does see parts of himself in her, and B) he works exclusively from his home design studio nowadays so of course his protege will need to be over there constantly.

And obviously, he’s going to include meals in the job position because like, it’s been proven to increase productivity if you feed your people. The fact that she ends up eating dinner, and nearly every lunch on the weekends, with his son in their dining room is entirely coincidental.

Sometimes they work late into the night on fashion pieces. So late that it really would be irresponsible to send her home, but gosh, Nathalie and Placid are off work by now and Gabriel can’t drive. Well, best she has a room in the mansion for such nights. And the best guestroom is right next to Adrien’s…..

By pure coincidence of course.

You better believe Gabriel can play match maker HARD. Forget Dark Wings Rise, it’s Wingman Rise now!

Yeah, good job, Gabriel, and everything but Adrien is 1000% sure that’s not his dad.

“It’s either a Shapeshifter, or he was brainwashed, Plagg, one or the other, either eay that’s not my dad.”

“Uh, you sure that’s not just your old man, for once, trying to be a good dad?”

“You mean my dad, who made me work without flaw for a year to just go to normal school? My dad, who made me work with Lila even though I hated it and begged for anyone but her? My dad, who forbid me dating Marinette?”

Plagg knows that kid’s right, and that Gabe knows. Is he about to pass the opportunity to payback the asshole for all the pain he brought to his kitten? HELL NAH!

“Hmm, I see your point, did you notice any extra fingers, or his eyes being the wrong color? Shifters tend to make mistakes about small things.”

“Wha- you saying shapeshifters are real?!”

“Duh, why’d you ask if you thought the aren’t?”

“Its a figure of speech! Damn… actually? He always has his hands behind his back.”

“See, that’s what I’m saying!”

“Alright, what are we looking for, extra fingers, wrong eye color, what else?”

“Hmm, let me think about it… If its a young mimic, then we’d see more obvious signs, so we’re probably dealing with adult one.”

“Okay, and how long do these things live for?”

“Depends. If its a wild one, then hundreds of years, but they tend to stick to your average looking human, not some high society folk like your dad. If it’s a manmade one, then all the way from few months to average human years.”

“Right, so adult mimic, most likely man made. Is it like hard to make one? Because dad doesn’t have any enemies ready to replace him if its super complicated.”

The conversation dwelled all the way into the deep night, but by the end of it Adrien at least had some sort of plan.

It all begun with him staring at Gabriel for entire breakfast.

“Is anything wrong, Adrien?”

“No, why do you ask?”

“You’ve been staring at me the entire time we’ve ate.”

“Is it wrong for son to want to look at his parent?”

“I guess not. I wish I could stay longer, but I must leave for business, your friend Marinette is coming over to continue her work on designs, so give her a lift, alright?”

“Sure.” - he said dryly.

As Gabriel left, feeling a bit uncomfortable, he still held his hands behind his back, and after some time did leave with Nathalie.

“So what do we got?”

“… He looks fine, but his choice of words a bit suspicious.”

“What do you mean by suspicious?”

“Well, I’ve been staring at him the whole time, but he mostly looked at his food, but then asked if something was wrong as you’ve heard. But it’s his behaviour, he looked nervous as if I’m onto something.”

And after school Gabe corners Plagg and asks what’s going on to what cat kwami claims no fault, but Gabriel knows something is up.

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The Conversation No One Wants To Have: Negative Kwami Concepts

Time for another general discussion of Kwami and their concepts that I’ll likely be applying/incorporating into all of my AUs going forward.

This one specifically is something I’ve never seen anyone actually discuss, and that might be because it’s a bit of a controversial and sensitive topic:

Not all concepts capable of having Kwami are good or neutral.

I think we kinda take for granted that Kwami are always going to be based either on something good, or something that isn’t inherently bad. But that’s just not true. Kwami are based on abstract concepts, and some abstract concepts are bad. Some are downright evil.

This leaves us in something of a bind, as the show always shows Kwami themselves as being essentially good in personality, and basically only being problems when at the whims of evil holders. That’s kind of like, an unspoken rule, that Kwami are good. Which I think is why the show has basically just ignored the elephant in the room and been careful to not introduce a Kwami of a negative concept, because that would require a difficult decision to be made:

Either they have to decide that some Kwami are Evil, which has all kinds of implications, or that the literal personifications of bad things are just good people for some reason. It’s not really an easy decision, but I feel like if I’m going to continue in writing AUs that take themselves seriously in this world, then I need to figure out the answer for myself.

I think the best way to approach this is to start from the worst concept a Kwami in cannon has, and go from there.

There’s really a tie here, between the Monkey’s Derision, and the Cats Destruction. Yes there are good parts of, and reasons to, destroy, but Plagg is the personification of all of its elements and traits. The good and the bad.

Derision is just in general not nice and doesn’t tend to have a positive spin on it.

Both of these Kwami are annoying and more than a little rebellious. They are trouble makers, and they definitely cause problems, but at the end of the day both of them more or less do what’s right. In fact Xuppu can even have respect and kind feelings for people, despite being the literal personifications of looking down on people.

Honestly, if we look at Kwami in general, we can see there concepts don’t effect their personalities as much as we might think. Trixx is a little sneaky, Wayzz is maybe a tad protective, but Tikki literally never strikes me as creative or wanting to make things, and you can’t even quantify what personality traits “Action” might put on a person.

So, the conclusion I’ve decided to reach is that Kwami personalities are at least mostly seperate from their concepts. Which makes sense if you think about it, since they’ve existed for millennia, that’s plenty of time to grow and change beyond a default of their concept.

This is actually my reasoning for why Kwami seem to be more or less universally good, or at least not evil: given infinite time to experience, think, and puzzle things out/work through them, I think the ultimate conclusion every being would have to end up at is something that leans more towards being good than evil. Sure you can be selfish, or doom millions to death over and over for your amusement, but eventually that’s going to lose its shine. Eventually your going to try something else. Try everything, actually, and it’s my personal belief that out of all your options, being kind and good at your core, underneath all your anger and annoyance and whatever else you do, is the superior way to exist.

So, all Kwami end up being, if not good, then at least mostly altruistic. The worst Kwami is just an asshole who insults you, not actually evil or directly wishing most people harm.

Understand though, that this decision has consequences. Because I’m going to list some Abstract Concepts that most likely have Kwami, and we’re both going to have to accept that they aren’t evil or bad or even particularly toxic(or at least not unreasonably so)

Here we go:

The Kwami of Hatred

The Kwami of Vengance

The Kwami of Genocide

The Kwami of Murder

The Kwami of Despair

The Kwami of Depression

The Kwami of Intolerance

The Kwami of Prejudice

The Kwami of Violence

The Kwami of Starvation

The Kwami of Dictatorship

The Kwami of Communism

The Kwami of Capitalism

The Kwami of Anarchy

The Kwami of Conquering

The Kwami of Enslavement

The Kwami of Despotism

The Kwami of Rage

The Kwami of Jealousy

The Kwami of Betrayal

I’m not mentioning any of these to be funny or to cause problems and raise a stink, I know some of these are so bad we don’t want to consider that their personification would be anything but evil. The reason I list these is to kind of hammer home that when we say Kwami can be any abstract concept, we really do mean ANY abstract concept. And I think it’s important to accept the good with the bad.

Though admittedly, some of these guys probably do have cool powers. The Kwami of Vengeance is probably pretty awesome honestly. Indigo montoya has taught us it isn’t all bad.

Anyways, that’s all I got for now. See y'all later

For some interuniversal reasons the Kwami of Vengeance has to be a Bat. Just has to.


Also if we are going by definition of vague, broad concepts than there wouldn’t be a Kwami of Communism and Capitalism, since those are pretty defined. Instead it should be something like Generosity/Selflessness (more of socialistic) and Greed, that would be more encompassing of a concept. Same goes for dictatorship, Oppression sounds better.


Conquering can be an Ant, would expand more on Insectoid kwami’s because as of yet its only Tikki as ladybug and Ants have constant wars that would put any human conflict to shame.

Do secrets count as a ‘bad concept

Also what about Pollen

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My childhood and my heart

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Wouldn’t this be considered assault…Chloe might be a bitch but she’s never put a hand on someone…

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So do Yall remember miraculous ladybug? Yeah so my brother was watching it randomly, and I forgot how much of a diva Chat Noir is. Like in Gamer 2.0, bro literally says “They see me cat walking. They be hating. :)” WHILE STRUTTING ACROSS THE FIELD IN HEELS?!?! like what

That was in gamer? I thought that was in reflacta

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Seeing Ladybug reach her hand to Chloe as she pours her heart out, then later noticing Chloe wasn’t keeping her promise to fix her messes, I’m reminded of how easy a toxic relationship can start from just a simple touch the moment you hear that sad story from another person.

You know that would work if ladybug saw the red flags as ladybug and Marinette…

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That’s the thing about Chloe’s character. Even after her intentionally ruined redemption, she can’t even be a good villain/antogonist anymore, because in order to be that, the writer still needs to love the character like that, but TA doesn’t.

For TA Chloe has just become a mouthpiece of how awful she is and how amazing literally every character automatically is because of that (I swear, I’m still not over how much praise Zoe got literally because she’s not Chloe… like, both the audience and all the characters literally just met her, chill tf down…)

Like, I’ve talked before how abuse victims can definitely be villains, because being abused isn’t enough to make you a good person. But the fact that TA can’t even acknowledge that the “irredeemable evil villain” he wants Chloe to be isn’t abused at all, says all we need to know about his fucked up mindset on abuse. Especially the way he twisted it like her father was abused by HER still gives me the ick.

I’ve long lost hope for a Chloe redemption in the show, at least as long as TA is still part of the crew. But if there’s anywhere where I actually have hope it might happen, it’s definitely the movies! I mean, even TA hated the first movie (because he’s an self-absorbed asshole who thinks only things he himself worked on are good), that alone gives me hope for the movie franchise.

Apollo was kinda eating with this ngl

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One thing I rarely see in injury and chronic pain fics is the grief that comes with missing out on stuff you love because you can no longer do them without hurting yourself. Writers who have been disabled their whole lives (or at least a long time) tend to forget that not all disabled people are used to being disabled. For able-bodied characters, especially athletic ones like vigilantes, a serious injury could mean a jarring change that includes giving up the things that mean the most to them.

I was physically fine until I was 18. Back then, my sense of self was entwined with interests that required a lot of movement and dexterity. I started doing MMA in middle school for self-defense. I loved parkour and even had a few hundred subscribers on my old YouTube channel. I learned to shoot and was gifted my first gun when I was 16. I took up multiple instruments. You get the idea.

My motorcycle accident fucked up the joints on my left side—my knee and shoulder especially, but also wrist to an extent. When it first happened, I thought I’d be on crutches for a bit but things would eventually get back to normal. The pain didn’t go away even after I got rid of the crutches but I figured it was just residual and I should do what I’d been doing before. It’s why I turned to substances—to block the pain and do what I love, but that’s another topic. I didn’t recognize my injury as a disabling thing until the end of the pandemic, when I put my parkour channel on an indefinite hiatus because it was seriously wearing my body down. It might sound silly to you but I was devastated. It’s like if Spider-Man wasn’t allowed to swing from buildings. It took me a long time to make peace with losing that part of me.

Another piece of that grief is even when you can do stuff, it’s not the same because you have to exclude certain aspects of it for your own health. It’s like the Robin that died and came back wrong. I can’t use certain gym equipment and I have to tell my sparring partners what to avoid. I don’t go to the shooting range much now because I can’t extend my arm and hold a rifle for the amount of time it takes to aim without it starting to hurt. I’m a drummer, but I need breaks throughout the setlist and I can’t do anything too fast or complex with the pedals, which means I can’t play some of my favorite songs and my band is limited in what we write and perform. I can’t take my motorcycle on road trips without frequent rest stops. Making accommodations helps physically, but emotionally, they’re not always easy to accept because that means accepting the pain as a long-term disability rather than a temporary setback.

This got super long because I think it’s unexplored in fics so some tips for creators:

  • First, learn how the body works and how stupidly fast and easy it is to get hurt. Mine was on a residential road because I didn’t pay attention for 0.2 seconds
  • Learn the difference between internalized ableism and being upset over becoming disabled. I think a lot of writers skip over the feelings someone would naturally experience because it can be construed as ableism. Let them be in denial, sad, angry, etc. upon finding out because acceptance almost never happens right away. That’s different from being a dick to themselves or others based on disability
  • Also, not everyone uses the same labels or has the same vocabulary to describe themselves. Different characters will have different ways of describing depending on their personality, level of knowledge, where they come from, and their relationship with their disability. I still don’t really call myself disabled since I don’t have it as bad as others so I tell people what happened instead (anyone who says “differently abled” will receive a different ability from me in the Denny’s parking lot)
  • Think about how they cope with their new disability. Do they realize it’s a disability right away? Do they talk to someone? Search desperately for a cure? Numb the pain? Turn to alternative methods? Do they worry about something else first, like money? Do they develop something else because of it, like a mental illness? Again, coping poorly is not ableism
  • What stays the same and what changes? I think about the difference between Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan after they were both wounded in battle
  • If they have a passion they can no longer pursue, it doesn’t make much sense for them drop it so readily. Maybe they find a way to continue with accommodations (a good place to get creative!). Maybe they try and push through anyway. If they do ultimately resign, include the thought process and internal conflict behind it

I use to be able to Dance…I loved it but bad ankles did something

Don’t forget the emotional pain of losing something you didn’t know that you had

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Credits to chlogami on Instagram.

That jabba the hutt should get what he deserves

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I thought Miraculous fans deserve a treat…also the earrings l plastic