I cosplay as Simon Iron Lung in Pokemon the best I can.
ALTI also thought this would be helpful for me to get a better visual idea of what Simon’s Pokemon Trainer outfit might look like. Did my best to stick with the movie’s design.
I cosplay as Simon Iron Lung in Pokemon the best I can.
ALTI also thought this would be helpful for me to get a better visual idea of what Simon’s Pokemon Trainer outfit might look like. Did my best to stick with the movie’s design.
This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

I’ve said publicly that I don’t give permission for my voice to be used for AI in any form. It’s disappointing that it’s still happening.
I don’t want anyone going after people on behalf or starting a witch hunt, but if you happen to see it and want to report it through the platform’s normal tools, that’s always appreciated.
A lot of people genuinely don’t realize it’s wrong, though some do it intentionally, so I’ve been trying not to get personally involved when I see it.
Hear me out: Iron Lung x Pokemon AU.
Basically, Simon as a Pokemon Trainer, and Elli (the blood ocean eel monster) as his Pokemon.
I vaguely imagine Simon’s outfit being very similar towards the movie, but with Pokemon theme.
As for Elli, I know she’s very gigantic in the film. However, I think she’d have the ability to change her forms/size, very similar how Zygarde can in Pokemon Legends Z-A (idk if he can in other games because that’s the only game I’ve truly played so far). Problem is; I don’t know what type of Pokemon she’d be. At first, I was thinking either electric type like Eelektross, or maybe a water type. The more I thought about it, the more I realize that I wanna add the ghost type to her, because in Iron Lung, she’s technically made up with a bunch of dead humans and spirits of them, I think? (I’m still trying to understand her myself)
Yeah, there’s not much of lore concept. Just more of what roles these two main characters would have. Maybe I’ll draw them. No promises though. (I still haven’t attempt to draw Elli yet, and I know she’s gonna be hell to draw)
*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

i’m fucking REELING from this tag @poetromantics
ALMOST TIME FOR THIS POST
‘TIS TIME

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don’t know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I’ll take suggestions.

HIS MOUTH IS LIKE. 70 PERCENT OF HIS FACE IM DYING AS I MAP HIS FACE OUT HAHAHA
He has a really big smile
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Fear the ides of march
No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH Y'ALL! 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
you’re someone’s hated tumblr
SUCK IT. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you ever just… want to throw your drawing? lol

^live Markiplier reaction
aww thank you!! yep he 100% would’ve been and this is why fix-it AU artoo is part of a very special group:

(commission info // tip jar!)
Had a zoom meeting with my ADHD doctor yesterday. Went well as usual. I mentioned about my hatred towards AI slop and how AI won’t ever replace man-made art, and she agreed with me. She understood exactly where I was coming from so much and I didn’t really need to explain how/why AI is bad.
Felt great to have that conversation.

Lets gooooo neurodivergent Mabel angst! 🩷💜🩵💚💛🧡❤️
Also, I’m already SO CLOSE to 700 followers HOW ARE YOU GUYS THIS FAST?! Honestly, this makes me feel so special, thanks so much!!

calm down guys, it’s only the 8th
At this rate, Caesar won’t even show up on the day. You tipped him off.
It’s a cannon event
I mean, he was very much warned and still showed up







Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996
Should I make more of these? They’re so fun XD

Ask for Engie and Convict from @dinahdelightful, I like the idea of them interacting and Convict getting to experience a bunch of cool new stuff

My ides tiramisu, if you even care
Oh, my word we care.
Tirami-ceasar
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
realized last night by not engaging with TSBS tumblr I don’t have any sort of good reputation as “a fan first, mod and merch guy second”, like I do on the Discord or YouTube so uh whoops! I now better understand the perspective of folks being shocked (in a bad way) by me reaching out out of the blue
SO, gonna try to engage more casually with people in a specifically positive way (theorizing, actually commenting on fanart not just reblogging, answering asks, etc)
I guess that’s an invitation to send me TSBS asks and I’ll answer the headcanon ones I have leftover from last time! 💜
ok also realizing that anyone who doesn’t keep up with the official Discord wouldn’t have any idea about My Bullshit when it comes to EAPS
i get to tell new people about my headcanons
hehehee
Y'all don’t understand how hard I’ll go if you play some 90’s, early 2000’s music 🎶
Like fr I will throw it back and break my spine happily to snap my apple bottom jeans
i would litterally go insane too
Kids these days don’t know how lit the nursing homes are gonna be when it’s my turn to invade
HAHAHAHAHGAGAGAGHAAHHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS
In the nursing home: “It’s Britney, bitch” can be heard on the speakers. Wii, PS2, PS3, DS, and other consoles are in the entertainment room. Suddenly, you hear one of the elders swearing, “FUCKING BLUE SHELL!”
“you wouldn’t want that in real life” yeah i know it’s called playing pretend, try to keep up

Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.
For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:
1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.
2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.
3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.
4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.
5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.
What should you do if you come across one of these guys?
My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.
SORRY FOR A SECOND POST BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE INSTA COMMISSION SCAMMERS HAVE REACHED TUMBLR LMAO
If you are an artist and take commissions please read, these scams prey on innocent and desperate people and are frankly scummy.