echo ✨

i’m feeling round today

am i allowed to be semicircle about it?

reading about jewish history is depressing bc it’s like this endless cycle of, “we were doing okay for a bit and even managed to partially integrate, but the political climate changed and we’re once again heavily persecuted if not outright murdered. ce la vie!” 

i want gentiles to understand that Diaspora jews are getting squirrely rn bc we’ve been through this before and we can Tell the current period of relative acceptance is ending and we’re in for some shit. 

this is from 2019

Your character has a dark, terrible secret.

So secret the other players don’t know it. The GM doesn’t know it. You don’t know it.

But it’s there.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I’m the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn’t experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don’t know what it said

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like “why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they’re so random and annoying”

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you’re all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O’ Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

There are 0 lobsters in this post

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

ALT

keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

what

I’m writing some code to detect and analyze keysmashes from flustered transfem submissives, so I’ve been collecting a small pile of example keysmashes to test against.

I took all the examples and compared how often each key appears, resulting in the above graph

How do you collect the data?

usually I just flirt with transfems until they keysmash for me

Is that usually difficult?

as long as I’m talking to other autistic transfems, no, not really.

I’m having a lot of fun with it and a decent success rate.

I think this is the most autistic and gay reason to flirt with girls I’ve ever seen.

to be clear, I’m flirting with them because I’m a lesbian and it’s hot. I’m not flirting with transfems just to collect keysmashes!

And I’m studying their keysmashes is part of my whole “I like to know all about the toys I’m playing with” thing. I have extensive notes about the girls I’m dating, because they find it sexy to be under the microscope.

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

“Oh, not you as well, Brutus!” in that voice is the best translation of ‘Et tu, Brute?’ I’ve ever heard.

Yes I am!!!

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

I went to 44 BC to buy a knife but all I got was this lousy t-shirt

TIL that some Christian conspiracy theorists think trans people are Baphomet worshippers? wild.

also on an unrelated note here is my Baphomet plushie!

her name is Abby, which is short for Abyss 🖤

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it’s completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is

it’s petty but whenever I’m feeling down I can remember that I’m not a nepo hire working at the imperialist terrorism factory defending it by pretending that the brown people killed by my company aren’t real. all while maintaining the persona of an uwu pastel softboi.

daily affirmations: I am not Ana Mardoll 🩷 🩵 ✨

Please tell me why the queer community insists on dragging this single disabled queer trans guy all over the internet. I really would like to know. I’ve seen callouts of him on three different social media platforms over the last year about a situation that happened on twitter around like 2020. The man was driven from social media at that time. As far as I know, he hasn’t returned. But this keeps happening.

well like I said in my replies, it was mostly the disgusting hypocrisy of espousing leftist rhetoric on twitter while working for a corporation that manufactures weapons of mass destruction for the united states. I think that’s the part that really sticks in most people’s craw.

Weird how none of the cis abled people who work there got bullied off the internet, tho

Like, put your money where your mouth is! These people have the company name in their LinkedIns. Bet it’s real easy to find their Facebooks and Twitters and Substacks from that. So what are you waiting for? Or are you going to admit that you only condone cyberbullying when it happens to a trans person you don’t like?

well I don’t think anyone who’s worked for lockheed martin should know a moment’s peace, but I also believe that the dude who spent years posting as a 40-something uwu pastel softboi with holier than thou takes like “expecting authors to read books is ableist” perhaps deserves a little extra clowning for the sheer audacity of it all

“why didn’t internet queers reject any of the people who don’t hang out in their communities pretending to be of similar politics to them for clout” well because johnny mchamptons iii, vp of child vaporization, doesn’t care much what we think and in fact doesn’t know who we are. by contrast, the guy who works across the hall from him, who pretends to be a woke queer lefty moral authority on twitter, mayyyyybe stands in relation differently to the people whose community he’s hypocritically laying claim to. just a fuckn thought

Me: I don’t know. I just don’t think there’s much comedic potential to the idea of a “pizza samurai”

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts

Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

They call me green lightning because I’m fast like lightning

Why green?

my favorite color

girls should have horns