I love you. Me too.

Wow, I haven’t been on here in a long time…

I can’t believe I’m 21… That’s scary.

I can’t believe I actually uttered the words “it would hurt less to see her get killed off tbh…” in relation to Arizona Robbins.

I’m breaking my tumblr silence, because I have to get my feelings out there.

I am a lot of things right now regarding the Grey’s finale…

One the one hand, I’m glad that Calzona didn’t get back together in this episode. Now, don’t get me wrong, I want them together as much as the next shipper, but throwing them together just because it was the finale wouldn’t have felt right. We’ve had enough of them just being carelessly thrown back together purely for the drama and thrills. If, and only if, they decide to get them back together, I want it to be done properly and realistically.

But, on the other hand, I am absolutely outraged. I won’t be surprised if Jessica’s name shows up in the guest starring credits for S12, because that’s what she feels like. I know she’s grateful that she has a paying job, and that she gets to spend so much time with her kids, but that seriously cannot be worth her time. I know I sure as hell wouldn’t get up at the buttcrack of dawn and stick around till after dark every day for only 3.7 seconds of screen time every week. I know being part of an ensemble cast often times can be difficult, but Jessica’s/Arizona’s treatment has been horrendous since day one of her becoming a full cast member. I either need more screen time for Arizona, or for Arizona to somehow be removed from the show.

Lastly, I need for Arizona, April, and Amelia to get a place together so they can cry over their lost loves and their lost babies together. That’s all I want.

This episode was a perfect example of everything wrong with Grey’s Anatomy.

And I’ll tell you 

• my favorite male character
  
• my favorite female character
  
• my otp
  
• my notp
  
• my other ships
  
• my least favorite character
  
• my favorite season/episode
  
• who i would date off the show
  

this is why sex education is very important

My stepdad asked if I’d like a Chinese for dinner later, and my reply was: “I prefer blondes, but I guess I can make an exception.”

I think I’m funny.

moment of silence for all the characters who had good character development potential but their writers were pieces of shit who were either incapable of fleshing them out or absolutely refused to

I don’t know how I feel about the latest spoiler…

One the one hand, I’m excited, because we are finally getting the PTSD story we were promised way back when, and it has a lot of potential for so many things. Like some insight into why Arizona did what she did.

But on the other, I’m thinking ‘Who am I kidding? This is Grey’s Anatomy.’ We can speculate and theorize and whatnot, but seriously? Arizona is gonna get jackshit out of this. It’ll be all about Meredith and Callie.

If anything does happen with Arizona, it’ll be off-camera, and if we get super lucky, there may be a deleted scene on the DVD extras showing Arizona actually go through something. This episode would be a good one to be the extended episode, but we should be so lucky.

I hate to be the pessimist, but I am not getting my hopes up for any half-decent material for Arizona in this episode. It’ll be the Meredith and Callie Show.

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

As cheesy and predictable as that last scene was, I actually thought it was kinda cute. Look at them looking out for each other!

1. Condoms are only 98% effective when used correctly.
2. Sugar can cause infections in the vagina. This means things like chocolate sauce, honey, and lubricants with glycerin can be harmful.
3. Having sex with an intoxicated person is legally rape in most US states, even if the person verbally consents. In the eyes of the law, drugs and alcohol impair your ability to consent to sex.
4. Unprotected anal sex is the most dangerous sex act when it comes to spreading STIs.
5. Not everyone can climax from oral sex or even likes oral sex. Don’t assume—ask your partner what they want!
6. Condoms expire! Check the date on the wrapper. Also, storing them in wallets is not a good idea (see #8)
7. If someone with a vagina has unprotected anal sex, semen can drip down into the vagina and pose a (slight, but still real) risk for pregnancy.
8. Do not keep condoms in your wallet. The friction and heat exposure of keeping them there can make them ineffective. Keep them somewhere cool, dry, and out of sunlight.
9. You should be tested for STIs with each new partner you have. Annual appointments are not enough protection if you have multiple partners in that time.
10. Having anal sex does not lead to a gaping asshole unless your partner is literally an elephant.
11. Sex with elephants is illegal. Don’t do that.
12. Masturbating while wearing a condom can help people with penises get used to wearing them before sex.
13. Penis size does not define your worth. It is not the be-all, end-all factor for most people.
14. In fact, lots of people with large penises have trouble having sex without hurting their partner since the average vagina size is 6”-8” when aroused (it’s only 3”-4” when not aroused!).
15. Your first time will almost definitely not be your best time. That’s okay, I promise.
16. Herpes and pubic lice can still infect you if a condom is used if testicles come in contact with a vuvla.
17. Only one out of three people can orgasm from receiving vaginal penetration alone. You’re not broken.
18. People with penises can orgasm without ejaculating.
19. The muscles in a vagina can be abnormally tense and cause intense pain when penetrated with a toy, penis, or tampon. This is called vaginismus and treatment for this includes relaxation therapy and using medical rods to help the muscles relax.
20. The number of sexual partners you have does not define you. This rule applies to all genders.
21. A diet of lots of dairy and meat can cause ejaculate to taste bad. Fruits that are very sweet (like pineapple) help combat this for some people. However, due to body chemistry, medications, and other factors, it might not always do the trick.
22. Dental dams make oral sex with someone with a vulva safer. They are thin sheets of latex and can be home-made by cutting the ends off a condom and slitting it lengthwise to make a alternative option if you don’t have access to dental dams.
23. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings in it. That’s twice that of a penis! So, go gently until encouraged to do otherwise.
24. Sex does not have to stop when someone ejaculates. Remove any condoms or clean up any mess, and keep going until everyone is satisfied!
25. Communication is the number one factor to a better, healthier sex life.
26. The hymen is not a bone, and does not break. It is a membrane layer that stretches. It can tear, which can lead to pain and bleeding. However, sex for the first time (or ever!) should never hurt. Go slower and focus on foreplay to increase natural lubrication.
27. Sexuality is fluid for a lot of people. Don’t worry about labels until you’re sure in your sexual and romantic interests. Explore freely and worry about terms later.
28. Orgasms release hormones that are natural pain-killers. This is why some menstruating people masturbate when they have cramps, because the body naturally reduces pain after an orgasm.
29. The hormones released also account for why some people cry or get very emotional after an intense orgasm. It’s totally normal.
30. There are limitless kinks in the world and so long as they are safe and consensual, there is nothing wrong with them.
31. Medications and mental health disorders can mess with your sex drive. Talk to your doctor if your sex drive has suddenly increased or decreased after starting a medication—there may be alternatives.
32. There is nothing “un-manly” or “gay” about enjoying anal play. Most men who try anal enjoy a little sensation in that area. People with penises also have a p-spot (prostate) and can have intense orgasms through anal penetration.
33. Always use lubrication generously to avoid vaginal or anal tearing.
34. Urinating after sex can reduce the risk of a UTI in people with vaginas.
35. Enjoying casual sex does not make you a bad person if you are up-front with your intentions and don’t maliciously seek to hurt others.
36. Condoms come in multiple sizes! It should never be loose or painfully tight.
37. Being sex-positive does not mean that everyone needs to enjoy sex. It simply promotes the happiness and sexual exploration (or non-exploration) of others.
38. Porn is not an educational guide to sex.
39. Certain positions feel better than others. Switch it up and find out what works for you and your partner(s).
40. Condoms are more likely to break if you don’t leave a reservoir tip for ejaculate.
41. Labia are often asymmetrical. Your long/uneven/poofy/dark labia are beautiful and there is nothing wrong with your body.
42. Up to 80% of people with a vagina can squirt with either g-spot or clitoral stimulation.
43. Drug store pregnancy tests are just as effective as brand name ones. In some cases, they’re even MORE effective.
44. Elevating your butt with pillows can make missionary sex easier for those of us with a big tummy or thick thighs.
45. Plan B does not work on people over a certain weight (160-175lbs).
46. There are safe alternatives to condoms or oral contraceptives. Talk to your doctor about your options.
47. Sex toys can open up a whole new world to folks willing to explore.
48. Orgasms can be highly psychological. Most people can’t climax when they’re upset or distracted.
49. Birth control can cause people to miss periods or spot in between periods.
50. Sex doesn’t have to be gentle if you don’t want it to be. There are healthy ways to explore rough sex or BDSM.

xx SF

So, for those of you that have noticed (if any!), I haven’t really been active these days. Not uncommon, but I thought I’d take the chance to explain myself.

I’ve been doing a lot of self-evaluation recently, about my life in general and other more specific things, and it’s been eating up a lot of my time. I moved back in with my mum; I’ve started to eat better; I’m working in some exercise when I get the time to do so-i.e. without being badgered by my 3yo brother; I failed my driving theory test for a third time, which is just frustrating as hell, and also costing me money I don’t have; and I’m trying not to spend what little money I have left whilst I try to find a job. I’m also thinking about maybe going to college or something, but I don’t know yet.

But there’s one thing I can’t quite seem to work out: my sexual orientation. For as long as I’ve been open about it with people, I’ve referred to myself as bisexual. But the older I’m getting, the more I’m realizing that bisexual just isn’t quite me.

Romantically, I’d say I’m biromantic. Although, judging by my Tumblr, one would argue that I’m homoromantic with a predisposition towards blondes, but labels are for clothes, not people.

Sexually, I don’t have a fucking clue. Am I asexual? Am I grey-a? Am I demisexual? Who knows. Maybe one day I’ll figure it out. Maybe I’ll never figure it out. But life is a journey though a dark tunnel, with occasional bursts of light along the way to lead you in the right direction, and when you reach the light at the end of the tunnel, your journey is complete.

Wow, that was deep. Anyway, so that’s why I’ve been so inactive lately. Hopefully now I can get back to my regular posting and stuff.

If anyone made it this far, I applaud you.

Fetus SARA ELENA RAMIREZ!!

we would but we’re too busy masturbating

• You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
• your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
• getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting 
• you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. they never fit perfectly
• when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
• having glasses

:(((

Glad to know over 10k people are crying with me :(

I REALLY REALLY NEED TO DOE

ohh there are 10,557 people who  are waiting .

Unfortunately I haven’t either :(

MEE TOOOOOO

ME TOOOOO

DONT FORGER ME

People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

• “I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU
• “I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
• “You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
• “You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
• “You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
• “We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
• “I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
• “You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
• “I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
• “You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
• “My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
• “You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
• “This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

Aries - angry feminist lesbian
Taurus - lesbian who brings UHaul on first date
Gemini - mood swingy lesbian
Cancer - flannels and beanies wearing lesbian
Leo - lesbian who tries to convert straight women
Virgo - lesbian who only listens to tegan and sara
Libra - lesbian who will watch anything with a lesbian in it
Scorpio - cat loving lesbian
Sagittarius - softball player lesbian
Capricorn - all girls school lesbian
Aquarius - lesbian bed death
Pisces - pillow queen

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

Holy cow I want to make a smoothie

I’m eating jelly beans, and contemplating why I put myself through such torture of not knowing the flavours beforehand. Some of them taste like something I wouldn’t even inflict upon my worst enemy.

Ellen Page is an important actor and Hard Candy is an important film.

TW for sexualization of girls, child sexual abuse 

Hard Candy is a VERY heavy movie about a specific type of guy, but what Ellen page is saying here is relevant for all adults who argue “oh they were flirting / they initiated.”

This speech should be required daily viewing for judges that handle CSA cases.

abigail_lauren: Catastrophe. @taylorswift

How cute are they in this episode