for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

cunty cats study

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

i love you colambo

The Lover Without a Heart

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

Estranged parents are a joke. They’re still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.

“Forgotten father” here is not gonna make it.

#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat  (tag via @kuttithevangu)

She made a multiplayer server with her High school girlfriend (also trans) and from what it sounds like they’re still together and married now.

the opposite of that “orc can’t read ulysses” is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

soft sharp things!

[ID: a series of simple soft sculptures, all made of gray-blue fabric. there is a stuffed razor blade, rose (with pink petals), knife (with a black handle), and pair of scissors.]

funny creature commission for @squeakitties~

the other day i was thinking i should follow more furry artists here and tumblr caught my brainwaves and made the update that scares artists away to spite me personally

i honestly don’t really get the update at all because i thought if you commented on a post likes and reblogs of your addition would show up in your notes anyway? like we already have that..

he’s doing his best

angels are real btw ive seen one its my random mutual on tumblr

i wish i had a glass of wine to sip while everyone yells at tumblr

update that is gonna make artists start blocking people who comment so they can’t take their notes

content aggregator blogs that just comment with three flower emojis and somehow rack up thousands more notes than OP. 16-22 year old fandom artists putting COMMENTERS DNI in their bio and COMMENT IN TAGS at the bottom of their posts. hapless i-check-tumblr-once-a-week users commenting on a reblog and getting their inboxes full of scolding. people making multiple single-posts instead of reblogging their own posts to continue a thought.

the culture of this place is gonna get so fucked. PVP enabled website.

fish magnets by RenkaCrafts

ALT

“Absolutely no one comes to save us but us.”

Ismatu Gwendolyn, “you’ve been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)”, from Threadings, on Substack [ID’d]

HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?

Here’s an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.

I’ve been looking for such archives, thanks

you’ve been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress).

the first link broke, here you go

BEGGING us to read nonfiction every now and then. Like. Words on page. It doesn’t have to be the only thing you do, but you gotta keep in practice with it. No easier people to subjugate than those who question nothing they’re told.

studio my worm girl oc drawn by @petday

‘Metamorphose’ by Haruna Hijikata
Glazed ceramic with gold, 2026

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW’s Smallville with the words “Lex Get Bald Tonight” over it. To this we say: we’re listening. we hear you. and we couldn’t give a rat’s ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

Pokemon Stadium 2 (2000)

2014-06-16

good morning from skunk world

whenever i see art or comics of cupcakes i like to pretend that pinkie pie wrote it as a play when she was working through her feelings and she asked her friends to be in the play and help her put it on, obviously rainbow dash would love to be her co-star

not a choking fan mostly cause how do you not feel like a Homer to bart

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

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i kind of want to remake again but i don’t know if i really need to do that or it’s just a temptation that will pass

i think when i have a lot of stressful things on my mind but i don’t want to cut my hair making a new tumblr is like the plan b my brain pushes on me

i kind of want to remake again but i don’t know if i really need to do that or it’s just a temptation that will pass

Holy Beast Online, 2009