hi have the tally bugs i hope you have a good day (tally hall reference…)

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my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. “what instrument do you play” fucking legos man idk

op has me blocked but this is so fucking real

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

‘being single sucks because youll be lonely’ lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it’ll go bad before you use it all’ this i cannot deny.

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autism tests are so funny. I’m extremely literal most of the time, but people don’t tell me that generally, so I’m inclined to answer disagree. because I’m taking the statement too literally

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

that’s fucked up 🫵 FAKE MOOT

everything about this image oh my LORD

Nee😭😭😭d😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭him rn😭😭😭😭😭

i fuck with this heavy

i lowkey fw shark tank except every time i see this dudes face i have to hold back vomit he makes me so so mad

I’VE ALWAYS HATED THAT GUY OH MY GOD

mr. wonderful my ass more like mr. filled with hate and vitriol

on tumblr at work 🤫🤫🤫🤫 shhhhh don’t tell anyone🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 i’m waiting for my boss to get off a call so there’s nothing i could really be doing right now anyways but i still feel guilty for not doing anything 🤫

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

we’ve got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

“you can’t avoid your way into a life you love” i’m going through a terrible friendship conflict atm because of things that are entirely my fault and i’ve been putting off dealing with it because it makes me so anxious. so im finally dealing with it tonight and this quote is keeping me moderately placated

NO NO NO NO

i am certified NOT unc by someone who IS certified unc (sorry @mage8 your words not mine

Happy Valentine’s Day

ALT

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Artblock hit me so I decided to draw Rob

gear maxxing

Tally Hall Fact: Joe killed a man in Hawaii in 1997.

andrew needs more love. so fuck you. andrew appreciation.

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10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

D.A.R.E. if the MKUltra guys designed it

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

Made some stuff for a few Tally duos (more coming whenever the feeling strikes me)

I LOVE THIS SM

let’s talk about the profound sadness one feels when a hyperfixation has stopped inducing dopamine hits