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lime, she/they, god’s most useless lesbian and number one jigglypuff and scream tail fan. sometimes i write or draw things, usually i just scream about my special interests: pokemon, fire emblem, pmmm, ace attorney, traffic life, and occasional oc posting.
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Do you know what the worst day of your girl blorbo’s life is?
Yes, canonically shown
Yes, it was mentioned
Not made clear, but I have a guess
No, I have no clue
No, she had a pretty charmed life
We need more than one day
Other/nuance
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Would your girl blorbo keep a diary?
Canonically keeps a diary
Yes, and she would do it up really nicely
Yes, functions as a rudimentary log of her day
She would try to, but forget to write in it most of the time
No, wouldn’t want to risk anyone reading it
No, wouldn’t care to log things down
Illiterate button
Other
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If your girl blorbo were put in the prisoner’s dilemma, what would she choose?
Split/cooperate/friend
Steal/defect/foe
She would not participate for whatever reason
I’m not sure/results
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Is your girl blorbo hated by the fandom?
Yes, extremely
Somewhat
Not popular enough/not applicable
Generally liked
Fandom favourite
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Is your girl blorbo royalty?
Yes, by birth
Yes, by marriage/adoption
No, but otherwise of nobility/wealthy/politically powerful/etc
No, middle class
No, working class
Primarily makes a living doing illegal/criminalised work (thief, assassin, etc)
Abdicated/monarchy overthrown/etc
She’s above the monarchy
She comes from a classless society
Other/nuance
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What’s the closest relationship to a man/boy your girl blorbo has?
Her friend
Her husband/boyfriend/love interest
Her father
Her brother
Her son
Her grandfather
Her grandchild
Her rival/frenemy
Her queerplatonic partner/non-specific partnership of equals/secret third thing
Other
Has multiple relationships with male characters of equivalent importance
Has not interacted with a male character in the source work
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What does your girl blorbo think of spiders?
She loves them
She likes them
She doesn’t mind them
She dislikes them
She hates them/is horribly afraid of them
My girl blorbo IS a spider
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How would you classify the source work your girl blorbo is from?
Aimed at boys
Aimed at girls
Aimed at children/teenagers generally
Aimed at men
Aimed at women
Aimed at adults generally
Aimed at general audiences
My girl blorbo is my OC
Complicated/other/nuance
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Do you self ship with your girl blorbo?
Yes
No
I’ve considered it
No, but I have an OC/canon ship for her
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What would your girl blorbo do about a spider in the house
Paper and cup
Ignore
Smush
Photo and send to inaturalist/in world equivalent?
Attempt to get friend to manage spider
Other
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Does your girl blorbo have lore relating to the moon?
Yes
No but she has lore about other celestial objects
No, not at all
Nuance?
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Does your girl blorbo know how to use a gun?
Yes
She can try but she’s not great at it
No
Absolutely not! Do not give her a weapon!
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Has your girl blorbo ever broken a world record (or an equivalent)?
Yes, she has broken a world record (or the in-universe equivalent)
She has broken a record at a smaller scale (within a country, organisation, etc)
She has broken a personal record
Not mentioned in canon but I think she would try to break a record and succeed
Not mentioned in canon but I think she would try to break a record and fail
Not mentioned in canon, I think she wouldn’t actively try but she could do it
Not mentioned in canon, I think she wouldn’t care and wouldn’t break any records
Other
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Would your girl blorbo survive the Titanic?
Yes
No
If she had been on the Titanic it would not have sunk
Other
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What formal attire would your girl blorbo wear?
Suit, spent money on it
Suit, borrowed it
Suit, homemade
Gown, spent money on it
Gown, borrowed it
Gown, homemade
Non-suit-or-gown formal clothing, spent money on it
Non-suit-or-gown formal clothing, borrowed it
Non-suit-or-gown formal clothing, homemade
She’d be in a uniform
She would actively try to skip out on the event than wear formalwear
Other
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guys I think this site is actually revolutionary and all companies should start using this instead
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mitama/rhajat sketch I felt like drawing. she’s sleepung bc I’m tired (and should go to sleep)
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He’s soooooooo cute ☺️☺️ [points at a character who is not cute in any conventional way and doesn’t act cute either]
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*visibly shaking* can I take a hit off that im going through withdrawals *points at fictional character png on uour phone*
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i miss my blorbos so much when will they return from war (voice of girl who created said blorbos and whos job it is to draw said blorbos and who has complete control over when the current hiatus ends)
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listening to music that has nothing to do with Characters: omg this is so Characters
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hearing a beloved friend say the words ‘can i be mean for a sec’ is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead