was reading tarot notes and then door slammed a bit open
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Okay I have two non horny things to say first so if that’ll ruin things scroll to the next paragraph and ignore this: I have had un-neutered cats before so this is nothing new, and your pee will be MUCH easier to clean up ToT. Secondly: I scanned this before answering it and thought it said you were gonna mark every thing by pissing in a humidifier and THAT would’ve been an INTERESTING KINK to say the least.
Oh darling, you have any idea how jealous all my other “friends” would get? On some level they know that they’re not the only one, but to have everything I owned soaked in someone else’s piss… my my, I wonder how they’d react—!
You’d certainly have been a naughty little thing, so needy, so controlling! Unfortunately I’m a big softy… you could pee right on my face, and if you looked at me with big wet eyes, I’d never be able to hit you, no matter how fake I know those tears are. I’d try to yell at you, grab you by the scruff, bend you over my knee and spank you like the bad thing you are, but if you starting crying I’d wind up holding you and apologizing and rocking you back and forth while cooing and telling you how precious you are. And if you reached for my dick of course I’d have to pull it out and let you play with it, get me hard and ride me, pissing all over me as you do of course! I’d be so mad, but I couldn’t make you cry again, so I’d just look at you and sigh while you giggle. You’d wind up never learning your lesson, and could ruin my life as much as you’d like you mean little pet xxx
-your resigned fire hydrant, Casket 🖤🖤🖤
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When someone suggests I go out into the world without my emotional support husband
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The hash slinging slasher stands hulking outside of your home, he has all of your hashes from online & will absolutely sling them.
He walks towards you slashing prices of hashes you might want including the code to turn them into hashes no longer.
He appears right in front of you, you must have blacked out because no time has passed at all.
A Krabby patty falls to the ground with a squelch & you hear a off in the distance SpongeBob laugh proceeded with a buzzing zap sound & Patrick (presumably) groaning & screaming.
The huge smile on the slinger’s face contains teeth made of error screens & blue screens of death. He slings at you a spatula that forces you to turn into a bunch of binary.
“You will be hashed!” & so you try to run.
The hash slinging slasher serves you hash browns to where you tried to run to as you realize you’ve only gone to a table & were made to sit at a chair at a table in the Krusty Krab.
You are indeed underwater as binary being slung hash browns with a mad hash slinging slasher that intends to fatten you up to turn you into a hash of your self to then sling you at discount prices to others.
Upon realizing that you have entered into what is, effectively, a sudden change to your reality & they can control this easily you try to figure out what your next move is.
The hash slinging slasher laughs & says to you “*still chuckling slightly* You know SpongeBob was easier to scare than you I only had to cross the street with my trusty spatula & do in Squidward first to make him think he was coming up with it on his own. *No longer chuckling slightly now having turned serious & pointed looking directly into your eyes, somehow, that aren’t even there* I’ve been doing this a long time, so long they think Mr. Krabs over there is alive still. Do you like your hash browns with anything?”
*you wake up from your bed with hash browns on the bed on a plate* ….
A bus in the distance drives away as you hear rain falling & it’s dark outside of your window.
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So my best friend and I watched Friday the 13th last night. I plan on watching all of the films, but starting with the original, I’m not sure I was that impressed. I’m pretty sure the movie is considered iconic in the horror genre or something like that. I did watch it years ago, so I was already familiar with the killer, but I didn’t remember much else.
I enjoyed most of the film. My biggest issue was the ending, because Alice really started to piss me off at a certain point. It felt like the movie couldn’t decide whether it wanted her to have survival instincts or not. One moment she’d be really smart, and the next she’d be dumb as rocks. I know some people might say that’s just “realistic,” but I don’t think so.
In that ten-minute chase sequence at the end, there were so many opportunities for Alice to take out the big bad, but instead she just runs. That’s something in horror movies I absolutely can’t stand. I also wish the other characters had gotten chase sequences or moments to fight back. Alice is basically the only one who gets a real chase scene, and honestly, that whole sequence is kind of excruciating to get through.
I’d give it about 3.5/5 stars.
Also, it really pisses me off that the snake that dies was real. That scene felt completely unnecessary.
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“a strange looking giant building in the sky with the face of a ghost on it”
“a girl with a purple hair and black horns in front of a castle”
“an image of a purple monster in the air with buildings in the background”
