Got so bored I made a lazy animation meme for this crackcrossover ship

I’ve got a Fallout tabletop game coming up and this is one of the character I may play. Her name is Sammy and she’s an explosives obsessed, paranoid, ex-raider. She’s really chatty though
So because of this update, people have obviously been complaining. And I don’t know if it’s true, so take it with a grain kf salt, but I heard some people who did complain or sent in feedback about it lost their accounts.
So if I disappear, just know that’s why. I may come back with a new account if that happens because this is my only way to socialize and I like this place.
Tagging to the Fo4 and Redacted tags as those were the ones I was most active in, so anyone who knew me from either sees.
So I finally got to the legion fort right
I started a quest for my wife, Vulpes, and it was to save a lady in vault 21 who sold info. I was surprised bc this is a woman and the legion are Not Nice to women.
I almost foolishly assumed he had a crush or some kind of Juliet he had a soft spot for disguised as espionage.
When I got there, it was the Omertàs who were going to kill her but I basically own them now so I told them to stand down
She said she sells info on House and Vegas to the NCR and I and my Courier were like??
And I had the option to say “but it was the Legion that wanted me to save you”
She was flabbergasted because god no, she’d never support them
She said she was selling info to Curtis at Camp McCarran.
Curtis is the Legion spy posing as NCR I killed who tried to blow up the monorail, which of course she didn’t know he was a double agent.
Im pretty sure he was specifically radio’ing Vulpes when I had killed him.
The game did bug a bit bc Curtis is dead but Vulpes still threatened me as if he were alive but that’s ok I forgive my wife. He can have a bit of dialogue loop errors as a treat.
Lumaca is never forgiving Cooper for dicking off to Colorado without telling anyone and leaving him as the only responsible adult in the room with Maximus, Lucy, and Thaddeus
And by responsible I mean, he’s the only one out of them who’s actively wastelanded. And he’s just far older than them. Maximus and Thaddeus’ only experience in the wasteland is from Brotherhood business. Lucy has only been with Cooper’s supervision. Level wise, they’re probably only a level 10-20. Lumaca is level 60+ he’s been wastelanding since he was 16, which was several decades before Lucy even left Vault 33
But Cooper is like level infinity so none of them even hold a candle to him
A lot of Fallout furry designs are a little boring ngl . you guys should be making those guys some sort of Bug 🐛 !
My wild card ass courier Vegas Cortez (don’t ask why his name is Vegas, it’s a long story-) would’ve been happily fucking with Lucy when she and Cooper were in Freeside.
Though this man would be 100% torn between telling Lucy;
I don’t know, something like that. He saw a vault suit and just wants to instigate. You know, “Hello, easily impressionable undergrounder…” (Vegas is proudly a “child of the waste” and he calls vault dwellers “undergrounders” because he doesn’t always respect them initially but shhh don’t tell Lucy, but she probably can already tell-)
Meanwhile, Vegas sneaking up on Cooper to fuck with him would probably go like -

(Vegas is like 5'3". Small frame Courier go burrr-)

“Please. You have to find her. She’s… she’s not herself anymore.”
But what do you know Sadie? What do you know of this machine? He’s blossomed and you still deny him. Madilyn was never gone. She just wasn’t the person you thought she was. He’s so tired of trying to accommodate your cries.
He’s told his piece. Dear Survivor, tell Sadie the truth. Or don’t. It won’t matter when this is all over anyway.
Completed
THE VIVISECTION OF MADILYN MONROE
Bonus Maddox lore!! A long time ago, he used to go by Madilyn. Him and a vault dweller, Sadie, used to be close, becoming romantic after her escape from the Institute. But it didn’t last. Caught and tortured by raiders, Madilyn’s already damaged mind broke down further. She changed, becoming Maddox as he tried to pick up the pieces. Him and Sadie split, and it’s been bad blood ever since. Maddox has become something terrifying now…
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Don’t ever thank Jesus again in front of me, Padre Mateo. Thank Me. Thank Ron Dodson. When you clutch your crufix, it isn’t your savior on it. It’s ME!